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一千多年前

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中國分裂成三個國家不停地打仗

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打仗首先要吃飽

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有個皇帝為了不讓戰士餓肚子

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在軍隊安插摸金校尉銜

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這官銜是幹嘛的呢

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就是到處探勘古墓

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破門開棺 跟死人借錢買糧食

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摸金校尉規矩森嚴 凡開大墓

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必須在地宮墓室的東南角點上一支蠟燭

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方可開棺摸金

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若蠟燭熄滅

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必須將到手的財物原物放回 退出墓穴

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否則將有災禍發生

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墓主為防盜設下的致命機關

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對他們來說都不費吹灰之力

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雞鳴燈滅不摸金

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撤手

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哎哎哎

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別這樣 咱可幾個月沒開張了

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這煮熟的鴨子咱不能又讓它這麼飛了

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胡八一

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—九八八年 在楊雪麗的強烈要求下

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摸金二組移居美國紐約

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嘿姑娘 過來

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看我 看我

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中國的寶貝

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你看看

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怎麼樣

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我這寶貝兒喜歡嗎 可以吧

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財寶

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文化

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運氣

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運氣 真的嗎

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我是誰

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他是誰

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我們是摸金校尉你知道嗎

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功夫你知道嗎 功夫

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非常棒

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如果你功夫那麼好

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為什麼在街頭賣東西

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他們說美國牛掰

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老王

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好像有點不對勁啊

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稍甭會兒 噴差不多了

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給我看一下你的證件

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什麼

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我是美國移民局的

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轉過身把手放到身後

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對不起我不懂英語

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你叫什麼

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你從哪裏來的

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嘿

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我們有證件

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證件

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證件啊

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證件

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我知道 我知道

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跑啊

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跑啊

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我是杜漢探員 追捕兩名亞洲男子

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往哪跑啊

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尋龍分金看纏山 一重纏是一重關

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左手百老匯 右手中央大街

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走上不走下 走左不走右

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少廢話

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往哪拐呀

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往左

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開始我就覺得不對 果然是個女特務

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看著點

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這尋龍訣在美國不好使啊

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走

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上車

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楊參謀

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你們先走 我斷後

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還斷後

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再不走就絕後了

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他們在那

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堂堂的個摸金校尉

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天天讓人追的跟個孫子似的滿街跑

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太跌份了

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還不如被遣送回國呢

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待這麼個破地兒

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哪都找不到你

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躲著我啊

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沒有啊

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我躲著你幹嘛

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我媽跟我說

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如果你跟一個男人上了床

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別主動聯繫他

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等他聯繫你

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我媽還跟我說

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如果那個男人不主動聯絡你

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就忘了他

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咱阿姨還挺想得開的啊

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不用躲著我了

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就當那天晚上什麼也沒發生過

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沒錯

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我也是跟老胡這麼說的

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那天晚上喝多少酒啊

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我抱著馬桶就睡了一宿

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哎

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都醉成那樣了

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無論幹了什麼

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第二天一定悔的腸子都青了 是不是

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他說的是金盆洗手那事兒

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那不然呢

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你以為我說什麼

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二兩黃湯下肚

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還就金盆洗手了

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倒斗那麼多年說不干就不幹了

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那不開玩笑嘛這不是

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哎

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這事就這麼定了啊

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別在這瞎掰扯

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要不咱們結婚吧

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假結婚

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這樣你在美國就可以拿到綠卡

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有一個身份 你也可以找到一份正經的工作

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堂堂的摸金校尉

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得靠假結婚才能混口飯吃

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這跟賣身有什麼區別

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要祖師爺知道了

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得從地底下爬出來掐死你們倆

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你別再提摸金校尉了

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咱們在祖師爺面前磕過頭 拔香散伙了

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這是事實你得認

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我、我那喝多了

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我斷片了、我、我

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這事我不認

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你們男人就這麼不負責任是吧

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哎 那你對祖師爺你負責任了嗎

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哎 這摸金符這可是祖師爺給咱留下的

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就這麼散伙了

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昨天金牙又給咱介紹了一單大的

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我說咱就趁這機會重出江湖

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省得在這鬼地方受這洋罪

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啊

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你、你幹嘛

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沒有你胡八一

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這地球照樣轉

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你

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好好看一看

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這可是我們清朝慈禧太后老佛爺的陪葬

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摸金校尉 冒死從她嘴裏邊摳出來的這顆夜明珠

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集天地之精華 可保屍身萬年不腐

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這個珍珠是來自中國最著名女皇帝的墓

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非常好

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您一看就是個行家呀

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看來一般的寶貝還真入不了您的法眼

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秦始皇聽說過吧

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那是我們中國的第一個皇帝

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他的墓也是摸金校尉開的

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這就是秦始皇的鎮殿之寶

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秦王照骨鏡

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這鏡子來自中國第一個皇帝的墓 非常非常好

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哎喲喂

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來來來 我給您隆重介紹一下

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來的這位爺不是別人吶

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那正是東漢三國魏武帝曹操敕封的

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摸金校尉第八十二代傳人 探墓界的大拿

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王凱旋 凱爺

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胡爺呢

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你大爺的 這孫子

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唉喲

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趕緊過來 趕緊過來

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來來來來

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看看

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這就是傳說中的摸金符

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此乃正宗摸金校尉的標誌啊

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哎喲 凱爺

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您、您這是怎麼話說的您吶

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來來來 快坐快坐

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你好

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我是環球礦業集團法務代表馬克

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洋子小姐是董事長秘書

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我們董事會會長應彩虹女士對中國古文明很感興趣

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她很看重摸金校尉的專業技術

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吩咐不惜任何代價都要請

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您出山

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不去

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那要這麼說

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這單活兒那怎麼也得

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五

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十萬美刀啊

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沒問題

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就這麼定了

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這是古墓資料和合約

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合同 我來簽

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合、合什麼同啊 你簽

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你簽簽簽

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兄弟這麼多年了

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凱爺 凱爺

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摸金校尉 合則生分則死

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胡八一這孫子已經徹底叛變革命了

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有了錢誰叛變咱都不怕了

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就這麼定了

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我看這麼著吧

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大家都有誠意

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再加五萬

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多、多少？三萬

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那不可能

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你誤會了

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她的意思是給你加三倍

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夠你這種人花一輩子了

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簽合同吧

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得勒

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你大爺的

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你有錢是吧？

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您是付現金還是支票啊

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有錢牛逼啊？

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我頂瞧不上你們這幫有錢就裝大尾巴狼的

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凱爺

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要拿錢砸老子是吧 砸呀

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告訴你沒門兒

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老子叫王凱旋 凱爺

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有床不睡睡帳篷

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有病吧你

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今天 戊辰年丙辰月

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辛丑土危開日

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西北 危月燕兇 六曜先負

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辛不合醬 丑不冠帶

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忌 交易入倉 相親結婚

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夠了夠了

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沒有人要跟你結婚

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我本來想睡醒了之後去找你

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把咱們倆的事給理一理

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咱們倆的事有什麼好理的

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你的態度都已經說明一切了

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我允許你後悔

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我沒後悔

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然後呢

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嗯

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什麼然後

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我不是來找你算帳的

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你有東西送到我那了

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啊

239
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胡八一收

240
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這是我最後一次幫你取東西了

241
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以後我放在門房那 你自己拿

242
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誒

243
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別這樣

244
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你要是一撒手

245
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,830
這後勤工作整個兒就亂套了

246
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走了

247
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哎

248
00:16:30,660 --> 00:16:32,330
我跟你說個事啊 我回國了

249
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,830
我不是跟你置氣 我也沒那工夫

250
00:16:35,830 --> 00:16:37,160
我去探個遼代古墓

251
00:16:38,830 --> 00:16:41,000
這事跟錢沒關係 本來不想跟你說的

252
00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:42,330
不為錢才怪

253
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彼岸花

254
00:16:45,330 --> 00:16:46,500
這朵花還記得吧

255
00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:49,160
小丁說的彼岸花又出現了

256
00:16:50,330 --> 00:16:52,000
我這次回去是為了小丁

257
00:16:52,830 --> 00:16:54,000
我得把這事兒搞清楚

258
00:16:55,830 --> 00:16:56,830
你去不去隨便吧

259
00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,330
又回去盜墓

260
00:17:00,330 --> 00:17:02,330
還故弄玄虛的搞了盤錄像

261
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明顯就是要拉你回去嘛

262
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不會

263
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關於丁思甜的事

264
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老王絕不會開玩笑

265
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丁思甜是誰啊

266
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一九六九年 中國內蒙古

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二十年前

268
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我和老王響應上山下鄉號召

269
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到內蒙草原插隊

270
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那年夏天

271
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我們一夥知青讓牧民帶路

272
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深入禁地

273
00:17:43,660 --> 00:17:46,830
要找傳說的千年神女墓 破四舊

274
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丁思甜是我們的戰友

275
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父母都是知名的植物學家

276
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她從小能歌善舞 是知青裏的文藝骨幹

277
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千萬顆紅心向著北京

278
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千萬張笑臉迎著紅太陽

279
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敬祝領袖毛主席萬壽無疆

280
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敬愛的毛主席

281
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啊

282
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怎麼回事

283
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你老實站著啊 不許動

284
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車輪卡住了

285
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啊 咋整啊

286
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大家別慌 下來推車 快點

287
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小丁 來

288
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不用 我自己來

289
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哎 你草原上的花兒還沒釆齊吧

290
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:01,830
你有什麼沒找到的你跟我說 我肯定給你找到

291
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,830
哎 這種體力活兒交給老王 老王可厲害了

292
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,160
可上九天攬月 敢下五洋捉鱉

293
00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:09,660
咱倆就在地面上跳跳舞彈彈琴

294
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我陪你

295
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哎 哎

296
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,330
一個人做點壞事並不難

297
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:17,000
難的是啊一輩子只做壞事 不做好事

298
00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:18,000
這說的就是你

299
00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:19,000
有情況

300
00:19:20,830 --> 00:19:21,500
什麼情況

301
00:19:21,830 --> 00:19:23,160
戒備 那有敵人

302
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抄傢伙 快走

303
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:25,830
來來來 拿著

304
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走

305
00:19:27,330 --> 00:19:28,330
小丁 你放心啊

306
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哎 哎

307
00:19:31,330 --> 00:19:32,000
去那邊看看

308
00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:34,160
大家看著腳下

309
00:19:34,830 --> 00:19:37,660
哪來的什麼敵人 瞎詐呼

310
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:39,000
不就是一堆石頭像嘛

311
00:19:39,330 --> 00:19:40,330
那邊都是啊

312
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:41,000
這還有

313
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那邊也有

314
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不能去

315
00:19:47,830 --> 00:19:48,660
為什麼啊

316
00:19:50,660 --> 00:19:53,660
高大的石神保佑 偉大的神女保佑

317
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:54,660
他說什麼呢

318
00:19:56,660 --> 00:19:59,660
老人家說 我們已經來到生死的邊界

319
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:01,830
這石像是守衛冥界的士兵

320
00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:03,660
我們不能再往前了

321
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,660
這神頭鬼臉的事你熟 什麼路子

322
00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:11,160
這什麼情況 你說話啊

323
00:20:12,830 --> 00:20:14,500
這地界兒是有點邪性

324
00:20:14,660 --> 00:20:15,830
歷代勞動人民群眾鬧革命

325
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,330
都要先挖帝王皇陵

326
00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:18,000
對

327
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說的對

328
00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:22,000
這是表現和封建反動勢力幹到底的決心

329
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,830
哎 等等 等等

330
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:24,500
等等

331
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,330
偉大領袖毛主席說過

332
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:29,660
要團結一切可團結的力量 是不是

333
00:20:29,830 --> 00:20:30,660
是

334
00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:31,660
看

335
00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:35,500
這些士兵擱古代他們也是無產階級

336
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:36,660
咱們

337
00:20:36,830 --> 00:20:38,000
把它團結團結不就行了嘛

338
00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:38,660
有道理

339
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:39,660
你放屁

340
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,330
反動的東西你不打 他就不倒

341
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:44,330
不好意思 打擾各位了 不好意思啊

342
00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:47,000
唯有犧牲多壯志 敢叫日月換新天

343
00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:47,830
換新天

344
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,160
咱們把這些石像砸了

345
00:20:49,330 --> 00:20:50,000
砸了

346
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:51,830
使勁拉

347
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:55,330
排除萬難 爭取勝利

348
00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:05,500
同志們 這是人民群眾的偉大勝利

349
00:21:05,660 --> 00:21:07,160
偉大勝利

350
00:21:07,660 --> 00:21:11,000
接下來讓我們去搗毀神女墓

351
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:12,500
他們都瘋了吧

352
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:26,500
怎麼了

353
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:27,830
有情況

354
00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:29,000
等等

355
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:30,160
有情況

356
00:21:30,660 --> 00:21:31,330
大家小心

357
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:33,160
地下有動靜

358
00:21:47,330 --> 00:21:49,660
你這個封建迷信反革命 馬上給我閉嘴

359
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:52,660
我去

360
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:54,160
拉小丁跑

361
00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:55,830
往這邊跑 往這邊跑

362
00:21:56,660 --> 00:21:57,830
跑 跑啊

363
00:21:58,830 --> 00:22:00,330
別跑散了 這邊

364
00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:01,330
跑啊

365
00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:03,500
你們都是紙老虎

366
00:22:20,660 --> 00:22:21,830
快 快啊

367
00:22:27,330 --> 00:22:28,160
趴下

368
00:22:32,830 --> 00:22:33,160
走

369
00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:38,000
快

370
00:22:39,660 --> 00:22:40,000
跟上

371
00:22:43,330 --> 00:22:43,830
小丁

372
00:22:46,660 --> 00:22:47,160
老王

373
00:22:51,660 --> 00:22:53,000
老胡 這兒 這兒

374
00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:55,000
走

375
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:57,830
快過來 快過來

376
00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:58,660
這兒

377
00:23:01,330 --> 00:23:02,000
快進來

378
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:03,660
衣服

379
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:23,330
那麼多戰友都犧牲了

380
00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:31,330
怎麼辦 那我們出不去了

381
00:23:35,330 --> 00:23:37,330
沒事的 別害怕

382
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,660
會有辦法 會有辦法的

383
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:50,830
大家別慌

384
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:52,500
大家不要慌 別慌

385
00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:55,000
老王 老王

386
00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:57,830
這邊有門

387
00:24:00,830 --> 00:24:01,830
這是哪啊

388
00:24:04,330 --> 00:24:05,000
小心點

389
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:12,500
跟緊點

390
00:24:14,500 --> 00:24:15,500
這什麼鬼地方啊

391
00:24:16,660 --> 00:24:17,160
這麼深吶

392
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,000
大家小心腳底

393
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:44,160
這還能出去嗎

394
00:24:46,660 --> 00:24:47,160
沒事的

395
00:24:47,660 --> 00:24:48,330
這是哪啊

396
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,660
咱們這到什麼地方了 這麼大

397
00:24:54,330 --> 00:24:55,160
大家四處看看

398
00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:56,500
找條路出去

399
00:24:57,660 --> 00:24:58,500
別怕 跟著我

400
00:24:58,660 --> 00:24:59,330
嗯

401
00:25:11,660 --> 00:25:12,660
哎 這沒路了

402
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:13,660
老王

403
00:25:14,660 --> 00:25:17,000
看來我們進了日本鬼子的地下工事了

404
00:25:17,330 --> 00:25:17,660
啊

405
00:25:17,660 --> 00:25:18,500
地下工事

406
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:20,330
就是日本兵挖的地道

407
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:24,500
往這邊走 你打頭陣我墊後

408
00:25:25,500 --> 00:25:26,160
配電室

409
00:25:27,830 --> 00:25:28,660
彈藥庫

410
00:25:29,830 --> 00:25:30,660
你跟老胡斷後

411
00:25:31,830 --> 00:25:33,000
地、地下工事

412
00:25:33,500 --> 00:25:35,500
這不會還有日本鬼子吧 啊

413
00:25:35,660 --> 00:25:37,330
哎行了 有也早死了

414
00:25:37,660 --> 00:25:38,500
別自己嚇唬自己

415
00:25:38,660 --> 00:25:40,000
哎 不是 這

416
00:25:42,830 --> 00:25:43,330
炸藥包

417
00:26:04,660 --> 00:26:07,830
哎 這好像是個升降機啊

418
00:26:08,660 --> 00:26:09,830
升降機

419
00:26:09,830 --> 00:26:10,830
那從這可以出去啊

420
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:11,660
真的 太好了

421
00:26:11,830 --> 00:26:13,660
這都多少年了還能用嗎

422
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,000
這什麼東西啊

423
00:26:19,660 --> 00:26:20,830
這還有個彈藥庫啊

424
00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:22,160
滅了 滅了

425
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:23,830
大家注意啊

426
00:26:24,660 --> 00:26:26,330
每個結構點上都埋了炸藥

427
00:26:26,660 --> 00:26:28,660
一旦點燃整個工事會坍塌

428
00:26:28,830 --> 00:26:30,160
滅 留一個照路

429
00:26:30,330 --> 00:26:31,660
快滅了 趕緊滅了

430
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:35,330
我說 先想想辦法怎麼啟動這個升降機啊

431
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:37,660
你們看這有電線

432
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:39,830
我們沿著電線就能找到發電機

433
00:26:40,830 --> 00:26:42,000
走 咱們過去看看

434
00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:44,830
來 使勁啊

435
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:04,660
成了

436
00:27:07,830 --> 00:27:08,660
我們可以出去了

437
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:10,660
太好了

438
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:12,500
亮了亮了

439
00:27:12,830 --> 00:27:13,660
我們可以出去了

440
00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:15,000
我們走吧

441
00:27:17,330 --> 00:27:17,830
別怕 別怕

442
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:19,330
沒事 沒事

443
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:20,660
你看

444
00:27:21,330 --> 00:27:23,330
他已經死了 是乾屍

445
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:24,500
別害怕

446
00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:33,660
大爺的 死這麼多人啊

447
00:27:34,330 --> 00:27:37,330
這些日本兵怎麼都死在這了

448
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:39,330
你看 他們還有槍呢

449
00:27:47,330 --> 00:27:50,660
喂 那邊有石像

450
00:27:50,830 --> 00:27:51,660
我們還是回去吧

451
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,660
對啊 那邊危險 我們還是回去吧

452
00:27:53,830 --> 00:27:54,330
回去吧

453
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,160
叫我說咱別找那麻煩了 咱出去就安全了

454
00:27:57,330 --> 00:27:58,160
走走走

455
00:27:58,330 --> 00:27:59,000
走吧

456
00:27:59,330 --> 00:27:59,830
怕什麼

457
00:28:00,660 --> 00:28:02,000
我們是唯物主義者

458
00:28:02,330 --> 00:28:05,160
徹底的唯物主義者是無所畏懼的

459
00:28:05,660 --> 00:28:06,830
大家把紅寶書都掏出來

460
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:07,660
快點

461
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:09,830
都掏出來

462
00:28:10,500 --> 00:28:14,000
徹底的唯物主義者是無所畏懼的

463
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:21,330
徹底的唯物主義者是無所畏懼的

464
00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:24,330
前面就是四舊 把它砸了

465
00:28:25,830 --> 00:28:27,160
這些鬼子死的很奇怪

466
00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:29,660
應該是挖到這些石像

467
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:31,830
想要運走

468
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:34,160
卻突然發生了什麼

469
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:37,500
這些四舊怎麼說

470
00:28:37,660 --> 00:28:40,160
那也是老粽子留給我們無產階級的

471
00:28:41,660 --> 00:28:43,660
怎麼算也輪不著這些小鬼子啊

472
00:28:46,660 --> 00:28:47,160
拿著

473
00:28:47,830 --> 00:28:48,330
防身

474
00:28:48,660 --> 00:28:49,000
好

475
00:28:53,830 --> 00:28:55,000
沒事 我罩著你

476
00:28:55,330 --> 00:28:55,830
謝謝

477
00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:58,500
走

478
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:02,000
彼岸花

479
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:02,660
什麼

480
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,660
這就是彼岸花 傳說只開在陰陽交界

481
00:29:05,830 --> 00:29:08,160
有接引亡靈和連通生死的神奇功能

482
00:29:08,660 --> 00:29:09,500
彼岸花

483
00:29:10,660 --> 00:29:12,330
據說它開花的時候特別美

484
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:13,500
是嗎

485
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,330
我好想親眼看一下

486
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:18,660
你這事 這事交我身上

487
00:29:19,330 --> 00:29:19,660
真的

488
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,660
就是它開在陰曹地府

489
00:29:22,830 --> 00:29:24,000
我也一定給你採回來

490
00:29:24,500 --> 00:29:25,160
那一言為定

491
00:29:26,330 --> 00:29:28,000
聽我說 裏面

492
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:29,500
還有好多四舊呢

493
00:29:29,830 --> 00:29:31,160
同志們往裏衝啊

494
00:29:31,330 --> 00:29:31,830
往裏衝啊

495
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:32,830
那邊危險

496
00:29:34,830 --> 00:29:35,500
等等

497
00:29:44,330 --> 00:29:45,830
這地底下還有這麼大空間啊

498
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:47,660
大爺的

499
00:29:48,500 --> 00:29:50,330
這麼多石像得砸到什麼時候啊

500
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:54,830
同志們 把它們都給我砸了

501
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,000
不要砸

502
00:29:56,330 --> 00:29:56,830
別砸

503
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:19,330
怎麼回事

504
00:30:19,500 --> 00:30:19,830
有鬼子

505
00:30:20,330 --> 00:30:21,330
這活見鬼了

506
00:30:36,500 --> 00:30:37,160
救我

507
00:30:44,660 --> 00:30:45,330
快下來

508
00:30:47,330 --> 00:30:48,000
走啊

509
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:54,330
小心

510
00:30:55,330 --> 00:30:55,830
走

511
00:30:55,830 --> 00:30:56,500
小丁

512
00:31:04,330 --> 00:31:04,830
滾開

513
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:06,660
我去你的

514
00:31:19,500 --> 00:31:20,330
胡八一

515
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:22,830
放開我

516
00:31:24,830 --> 00:31:25,500
小丁

517
00:31:35,500 --> 00:31:36,000
老王

518
00:31:38,830 --> 00:31:39,830
凱旋 快走

519
00:31:43,830 --> 00:31:44,160
走

520
00:31:44,330 --> 00:31:45,000
我去你的

521
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:47,830
快跑

522
00:32:06,660 --> 00:32:07,830
炸彈被引爆

523
00:32:09,660 --> 00:32:11,830
地下基地變成一片火海

524
00:32:13,330 --> 00:32:14,830
我們不顧一切地往外跑

525
00:32:16,330 --> 00:32:19,500
丁思甜和所有戰友都在爆炸中犧牲

526
00:32:20,500 --> 00:32:21,500
只有我和老王

527
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:24,330
乘坐升降機逃出了基地

528
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:51,000
二十年了

529
00:32:52,660 --> 00:32:54,830
老王一直不願提起這件事情

530
00:33:02,830 --> 00:33:04,500
當時我們看到的彼岸花

531
00:33:05,500 --> 00:33:09,160
據說是一千多年前契丹公主奧古的標誌

532
00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:12,000
沒想到

533
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:15,160
它竟然又出現了

534
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:22,660
但你說你看到的日軍乾屍竟然復活了

535
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,160
還跟你們廝殺

536
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,330
這不科學

537
00:33:27,660 --> 00:33:28,500
事後想起來

538
00:33:30,830 --> 00:33:31,660
確實不合理

539
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:39,160
只是那個場景

540
00:33:41,500 --> 00:33:42,660
真的是太真實了

541
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:46,660
會不會你們看到的都不是真的呀

542
00:33:46,830 --> 00:33:48,330
但是我的戰友是真犧牲了

543
00:33:49,830 --> 00:33:52,660
我跟老王也差一點兒沒出來

544
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:55,830
有沒有可能

545
00:33:56,830 --> 00:33:58,330
因為地底下缺氧

546
00:33:58,830 --> 00:34:01,330
或者你們吸入了一些有毒的氣體

547
00:34:01,830 --> 00:34:04,500
導致你們看到了一些無法解釋的現象

548
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:09,000
你也知道人們看到的東西

549
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:10,500
不是眼睛決定的

550
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,160
是腦子決定的

551
00:34:17,660 --> 00:34:18,830
我明白你的意思

552
00:34:20,660 --> 00:34:21,830
我認為你漂亮

553
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,830
並不是客觀上你漂亮

554
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:28,500
而是我心裏認定你漂亮

555
00:34:29,830 --> 00:34:30,330
是吧

556
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:33,500
想幹嘛

557
00:34:38,660 --> 00:34:40,160
老王一個人回去我不放心

558
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:42,500
你已經金盆洗手了

559
00:34:43,330 --> 00:34:44,330
你別誤會啊

560
00:34:45,660 --> 00:34:47,000
我不是想重操舊業

561
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:49,330
我只是想把老王給拽回來

562
00:34:49,500 --> 00:34:50,160
一個人

563
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:51,660
啊

564
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,500
我又不是回去探墓

565
00:34:56,660 --> 00:34:57,500
一個人沒問題

566
00:34:57,660 --> 00:34:58,660
我找到老王就回來

567
00:34:58,830 --> 00:34:59,830
你放心 啊

568
00:35:00,830 --> 00:35:02,660
你回不回來跟我一點關係都沒有

569
00:35:02,830 --> 00:35:03,830
我才不在乎呢

570
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:06,500
雪麗

571
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,160
雪麗

572
00:35:17,500 --> 00:35:19,160
胡八一你這個大騙子

573
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:21,500
我已經看透你了

574
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:23,500
說一套做一套

575
00:35:23,830 --> 00:35:24,830
我絕對不會再相信你這個

576
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,330
自私自利又自以為是的自大狂

577
00:35:27,660 --> 00:35:29,830
你跟王凱旋加在一起就是個麻煩

578
00:35:30,330 --> 00:35:31,500
我倒要親眼看看

579
00:35:31,660 --> 00:35:33,500
你們兩個到底還能闖多大的禍

580
00:35:44,500 --> 00:35:46,830
雄關漫道真如鐵

581
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:49,830
而今邁步從頭越

582
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:52,160
我王凱旋又回來啦

583
00:35:52,830 --> 00:35:55,500
這都溜溜兒的走了一整天了

584
00:35:56,500 --> 00:35:58,330
真把哥兒們給累齜了

585
00:36:00,660 --> 00:36:02,330
要不是衝著美金的面兒

586
00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:04,000
誰他媽來這鬼地方啊

587
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:05,660
我說你嘴巴放乾淨點兒啊

588
00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:08,160
當年我就是跟老胡在這兒插的隊

589
00:36:08,830 --> 00:36:10,660
這可你自個兒提的胡爺啊

590
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:12,660
我可沒躥蹬你

591
00:36:13,330 --> 00:36:16,000
呸 提他我就來氣

592
00:36:16,830 --> 00:36:18,330
這個沒出息的個東西

593
00:36:18,500 --> 00:36:20,000
經不住糖衣炮彈的誘惑

594
00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:22,330
三下兩下就讓美帝女特務給策反了

595
00:36:23,500 --> 00:36:27,330
現在世道不一樣啦 婦女能頂半邊天吶

596
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,830
您瞅瞅那小妹妹 樣兒大了去了

597
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:36,330
好好一草原讓你們給折騰成這副德行

598
00:36:36,500 --> 00:36:38,330
你們也太明目張膽了

599
00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:45,000
這方圓二百里都被我們集團租下了

600
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:47,160
隨時可以地質勘探

601
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:49,660
就等摸金校尉出手啦

602
00:37:07,330 --> 00:37:07,830
這位

603
00:37:07,830 --> 00:37:10,830
就是我們的董事會會長 應彩虹女士

604
00:37:11,330 --> 00:37:12,660
這姐姐就會長啊

605
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:16,660
一辦氣功班兒的呀

606
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,330
瞧瞧人家這企業文化

607
00:37:20,500 --> 00:37:21,500
摸金校尉請來了

608
00:37:21,660 --> 00:37:22,830
真有范兒啊

609
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:33,500
又不對

610
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:34,500
還是岩層

611
00:37:36,500 --> 00:37:38,160
這剛剛跟著感覺走

612
00:37:38,330 --> 00:37:39,830
一不小心大發了

613
00:37:40,500 --> 00:37:42,160
咱們這明明要找神女墓

614
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:43,830
這一興奮找成龍穴了

615
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,660
這都第九個坑了 你到底行是不行啊？

616
00:37:46,830 --> 00:37:49,000
那要怪就怪胡八一這混帳玩意兒

617
00:37:50,330 --> 00:37:52,000
這分金定穴一向是他的事兒

618
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:53,330
他要在的話 咱們現在早在墓穴裏面了

619
00:37:53,330 --> 00:37:55,330
行了行了 別說那沒用的了啦

620
00:37:55,830 --> 00:37:58,000
再找不到咱倆可就得成大粽子啦

621
00:37:58,830 --> 00:38:00,830
別讓他們再浪費我的時間了

622
00:38:01,330 --> 00:38:02,330
你大爺的

623
00:38:04,500 --> 00:38:07,500
炸了好幾天 連個墓道影子都沒看到

624
00:38:07,830 --> 00:38:11,000
老實說 你這摸金校尉是騙子吧

625
00:38:12,330 --> 00:38:14,660
哎喲 我的親妹妹

626
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,160
你可冤死我啦

627
00:38:16,500 --> 00:38:17,830
這分金定穴啊

628
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,330
是個技術活兒 那可得花點兒工夫啊

629
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:21,830
所謂分金吶

630
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:23,660
就是用羅盤定位

631
00:38:23,830 --> 00:38:26,830
這羅盤一周呢 是三百六十度

632
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,830
又分成了二十四山

633
00:38:28,830 --> 00:38:31,330
每山呢又細分五金

634
00:38:31,330 --> 00:38:33,500
—共是一百二十金那

635
00:38:33,830 --> 00:38:37,000
統籌這東南西北四面八方

636
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:38,660
所有的地理位置

637
00:38:38,830 --> 00:38:40,000
聽不懂 說人話

638
00:38:41,500 --> 00:38:44,000
我這麼跟你說吧 用現在流行的電腦語言

639
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:45,330
這分金就是數據

640
00:38:45,500 --> 00:38:47,000
尋龍訣就是運算程式

641
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:49,160
輸入資料進行推演 那就是定穴

642
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,830
這方圓數百里的龍穴寶地

643
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,500
那是一覽無餘

644
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:54,830
你聽明白了嗎

645
00:38:57,830 --> 00:38:58,500
妹妹 哎

646
00:38:58,830 --> 00:39:00,500
妹妹你什麼意思啊

647
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,830
金牙 給我看你的漂亮牙

648
00:39:04,500 --> 00:39:05,160
幹嘛呢

649
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,160
幹嘛呢 放開我兄弟

650
00:39:08,500 --> 00:39:09,160
從現在開始

651
00:39:09,330 --> 00:39:11,500
每炸錯一個坑我就拔他一顆牙

652
00:39:11,660 --> 00:39:12,830
直到找到墓穴為止

653
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:14,830
如果天黑前還找不到

654
00:39:14,830 --> 00:39:16,000
我就執行違約條款

655
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:17,160
什麼違約條款啊

656
00:39:18,660 --> 00:39:23,330
—人—個坑 自己跳

657
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,500
老金 咱合同里邊有這條嗎

658
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:35,330
簽的什麼操蛋合同

659
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:37,830
合作愉快

660
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:40,660
別急別急 別急啊

661
00:39:41,830 --> 00:39:43,000
不就找個墓門嘛

662
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,330
小丁啊

663
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:08,000
有了有了

664
00:40:08,330 --> 00:40:09,330
開那兒肯定有戲

665
00:40:12,330 --> 00:40:15,330
濃濃烈烈的奶酒啊

666
00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:18,000
蜷在瓶裏的小綿羊

667
00:40:18,830 --> 00:40:22,660
其實吧 你在大後方坐鎮挺好的

668
00:40:23,330 --> 00:40:25,330
這趟我們仨不能都陷進來

669
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:29,160
否則不又回到老路子上面去了

670
00:40:29,330 --> 00:40:31,830
摸金校尉合則生 分則死

671
00:40:32,330 --> 00:40:35,000
這是祖師爺的遺訓 我必須得來

672
00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:38,830
而且這一夥人不是一般倒斗的

673
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:43,160
我查了一下這幫所謂的環球礦業集團

674
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:47,160
這不像一般的企業 倒像是開法會的

675
00:40:47,660 --> 00:40:50,160
而他們要找的 就是你說的那個奧古公主墓

676
00:40:50,330 --> 00:40:51,160
有點意思

677
00:40:51,330 --> 00:40:53,830
這位公主有雙重身份 她既是皇族

678
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,160
又是薩滿祭司

679
00:40:55,500 --> 00:40:57,000
被人奉之為神女

680
00:40:57,660 --> 00:40:59,160
彼岸花是她的法寶

681
00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:01,830
據說呢 能打開生死之門

682
00:41:01,830 --> 00:41:03,660
穿越陰陽兩界

683
00:41:03,830 --> 00:41:05,500
讓人死而復生

684
00:41:09,660 --> 00:41:11,330
這司機是不是喝太多了

685
00:41:11,830 --> 00:41:12,500
別擔心

686
00:41:12,660 --> 00:41:13,660
當地人酒量好

687
00:41:13,830 --> 00:41:15,000
喝得越多開得越穩

688
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,660
我再喝一點兒 我的車就飛起來啦

689
00:41:21,660 --> 00:41:22,000
沒事吧

690
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:22,830
你開車

691
00:41:23,830 --> 00:41:25,160
大哥我來開吧

692
00:41:25,500 --> 00:41:27,660
不用 你可坐好了啊

693
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:29,830
你的屁股還沒坐熱呢

694
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:30,830
我就到了

695
00:41:33,500 --> 00:41:34,160
踩剎車

696
00:41:34,330 --> 00:41:36,160
不管用啦 失靈啦

697
00:41:36,330 --> 00:41:36,830
打輪

698
00:41:37,500 --> 00:41:38,330
馬群馬群 要撞馬群啦

699
00:41:39,660 --> 00:41:40,160
鬆手

700
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:42,330
你放手啊

701
00:41:42,830 --> 00:41:43,830
完蛋了

702
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:45,000
胡八一

703
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,160
對不起

704
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:02,500
南無阿彌陀佛 南無阿彌陀佛 上帝保佑上帝保佑

705
00:42:06,330 --> 00:42:08,500
下面很深 空間很大

706
00:42:08,660 --> 00:42:09,330
像是個墓道

707
00:42:10,500 --> 00:42:11,160
看見沒

708
00:42:11,330 --> 00:42:13,500
你們誰再敢說我們凱爺是冒牌貨

709
00:42:14,660 --> 00:42:16,160
凱爺 炸出來了

710
00:42:16,330 --> 00:42:20,830
摸金校尉名不虛傳 雖然把草原炸成了麻子臉

711
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,660
終於把穴定出來了

712
00:42:22,830 --> 00:42:24,830
這是一技術活兒 當然得花工夫啦

713
00:42:24,830 --> 00:42:26,660
哎哎哎 嘛呢

714
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:28,830
跟他說 他明白的了嗎

715
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,330
那我也得讓他知道啊

716
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:37,830
喝酒還開什麼車啊

717
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:40,160
阿吉吉日嘎拉

718
00:42:42,830 --> 00:42:44,660
幸虧沒出什麼大事

719
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,660
到了目的地

720
00:42:49,330 --> 00:42:52,000
把馬籠頭拿下來拴在馬鞍子上 放它走

721
00:42:52,330 --> 00:42:53,500
馬自己能回來嗎

722
00:42:53,660 --> 00:42:55,660
當然 我的馬能找到自己家

723
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:56,660
謝謝

724
00:42:56,830 --> 00:42:58,000
祝一路平安

725
00:43:04,330 --> 00:43:06,830
牧民大哥說了 只能借我們一匹馬

726
00:43:07,660 --> 00:43:10,160
你就留在這兒等我 我找到老王就回來接你

727
00:43:10,830 --> 00:43:12,160
你是想甩下我吧

728
00:43:12,500 --> 00:43:13,500
你留在這裏安全

729
00:43:16,330 --> 00:43:18,000
胡八一你去死

730
00:43:20,500 --> 00:43:23,830
阿爸的馬群裏

731
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:27,000
有我最喜愛的小馬駒

732
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:43,830
喜歡嗎

733
00:43:57,500 --> 00:43:58,160
雪麗

734
00:44:05,330 --> 00:44:07,500
雪麗

735
00:44:08,500 --> 00:44:09,830
左邊那繩子往裏拽

736
00:44:10,500 --> 00:44:11,330
右邊看著點兒

737
00:44:12,500 --> 00:44:13,660
讓讓讓

738
00:44:13,830 --> 00:44:14,500
忙著呢

739
00:44:19,660 --> 00:44:20,160
嘛呢

740
00:44:21,830 --> 00:44:23,160
瞧見沒有這陣勢

741
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:27,330
我說咱這倒斗的這套傢伙事兒

742
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,830
是不是有點太跌份了

743
00:44:31,330 --> 00:44:34,330
我說您也別老跟著感覺走啊

744
00:44:34,660 --> 00:44:37,000
咱也得跟上點時代的步伐不是嘛

745
00:44:38,500 --> 00:44:39,500
咱走著瞧

746
00:44:41,500 --> 00:44:44,160
這都是咱祖師爺那會兒傳下來的玩意

747
00:44:44,830 --> 00:44:47,330
就這身傢伙事兒 已經檢驗一千多年了

748
00:44:47,660 --> 00:44:48,660
你懂個屁啊你

749
00:45:05,330 --> 00:45:07,000
空氣安全 抓緊準備

750
00:45:11,830 --> 00:45:12,830
真沒勁

751
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:16,330
什麼都用電動的 這叫倒斗嗎這叫

752
00:45:16,830 --> 00:45:18,500
兩邊抓緊時間 再檢查一下

753
00:45:18,660 --> 00:45:19,330
好勒

754
00:45:19,830 --> 00:45:22,000
老金別愣著 跟著我

755
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:24,160
你先下去 你先下去

756
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:30,000
這麼大領導親自下呀

757
00:45:30,660 --> 00:45:34,500
可別怪我沒提醒你啊 這倒斗可不是請客吃飯

758
00:45:35,330 --> 00:45:36,330
就您這身子板兒

759
00:45:36,500 --> 00:45:37,330
經得起折騰嗎

760
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:42,160
人活著總是需要一點精神

761
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:44,660
我說

762
00:45:44,660 --> 00:45:46,660
要不我送各位到這吧

763
00:45:47,330 --> 00:45:49,500
我是經紀人 耍嘴皮子的

764
00:45:49,660 --> 00:45:51,000
這倒斗它不是我專業

765
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:53,000
我就不下去給大夥兒添亂了

766
00:46:03,330 --> 00:46:04,330
一 二

767
00:46:04,830 --> 00:46:05,830
三

768
00:46:40,330 --> 00:46:42,000
瞎掄什麼呢

769
00:46:43,330 --> 00:46:46,660
這是千年顏料遇到空氣的揮發現象

770
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,500
這丟人現眼的

771
00:46:49,660 --> 00:46:51,000
您瞧瞧

772
00:46:51,330 --> 00:46:53,660
這就是專業和業餘的區別

773
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:57,330
哎對了 還有看好你的人

774
00:46:57,830 --> 00:46:59,000
從現在開始

775
00:46:59,330 --> 00:47:01,160
一切聽我的最高指示

776
00:47:02,660 --> 00:47:04,330
這是契丹文吧

777
00:47:05,830 --> 00:47:06,830
這寫的什麼啊 這是

778
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:09,830
用屁股想也知道 這上面寫的是

779
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:11,660
盜墓者死

780
00:47:14,500 --> 00:47:16,000
這不只四個字啊這

781
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:21,000
哎喲喲喲 這壁畫一千多年了這品相

782
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:25,500
這要是弄一塊帶回美國 這起碼能換艘大遊艇啊

783
00:47:26,330 --> 00:47:28,500
到時候咱再找幾個美國小妹妹

784
00:47:29,500 --> 00:47:32,660
我這一腳也算沒白挨啊我

785
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:50,830
唉等等我 等等我

786
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:51,660
你們去那邊

787
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:55,160
唉喲 瞧這位爺

788
00:47:55,660 --> 00:47:57,000
真有范兒啊

789
00:47:58,160 --> 00:47:59,160
不是你瞧你

790
00:47:59,830 --> 00:48:01,000
這就一看大門的

791
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:08,160
你看那神像是長了個狗頭嗎

792
00:48:09,830 --> 00:48:11,000
我說你們幾個別亂動啊

793
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:13,830
都聽凱爺的 都聽凱爺的啊

794
00:48:36,830 --> 00:48:41,330
尊師 這和我們之前得到的銅徽是一樣的

795
00:48:42,500 --> 00:48:44,330
不不

796
00:48:45,500 --> 00:48:48,160
這不是小女孩該干的活

797
00:49:10,660 --> 00:49:11,160
尊師

798
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:52,660
哎喲喂 這是

799
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:53,830
別亂動啊

800
00:50:01,330 --> 00:50:02,000
安靜

801
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,660
這乾屍晾了上千年

802
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:07,500
風一吹自然會變成灰

803
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:26,830
別動

804
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:43,000
這灰有毒

805
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:50,500
別碰他們 會傳染

806
00:50:53,500 --> 00:50:54,330
尊師

807
00:50:54,830 --> 00:50:56,000
救我

808
00:50:56,830 --> 00:51:00,660
尊師救我啊 尊師

809
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:03,160
即刻開悟 眾生解脫

810
00:51:03,660 --> 00:51:05,500
即刻開悟 眾生解脫

811
00:51:05,830 --> 00:51:07,660
即刻開悟 眾生解脫

812
00:51:07,830 --> 00:51:08,660
洋子

813
00:51:15,660 --> 00:51:16,830
這幫孫子

814
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:17,660
怎麼啦

815
00:51:17,830 --> 00:51:18,330
嘛呢

816
00:51:18,660 --> 00:51:20,660
你們是耳朵聾了 還是聽不懂人話呀

817
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:21,660
動哪啦

818
00:51:23,330 --> 00:51:25,500
今夜是我們最後的機會

819
00:51:26,330 --> 00:51:27,660
讓我們來一起完成解救眾生的宏願

820
00:51:27,830 --> 00:51:28,830
對自己人都下狠手啊

821
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,160
即刻開悟 眾生解脫

822
00:51:31,330 --> 00:51:32,660
我說你們別念妖咒了

823
00:51:32,830 --> 00:51:34,660
閉嘴 尊師在超度亡靈

824
00:51:34,830 --> 00:51:35,830
有話好好說啊呀

825
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:37,160
小丫頭片子

826
00:51:41,830 --> 00:51:42,660
他還沒死

827
00:51:44,660 --> 00:51:45,330
真的沒死

828
00:51:54,660 --> 00:51:55,500
老金 快跑

829
00:51:57,660 --> 00:51:58,660
別讓他們碰著

830
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:03,830
往哪跑啊

831
00:52:03,830 --> 00:52:05,330
一重纏是 一重纏是

832
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:07,500
去他大爺的 隨便

833
00:52:08,660 --> 00:52:09,660
等等我

834
00:52:32,330 --> 00:52:34,500
怎麼回事 怎麼回到這啦

835
00:52:34,660 --> 00:52:36,330
這是什麼迷魂洞啊這是

836
00:52:36,500 --> 00:52:37,660
這是中了什麼毒

837
00:52:37,830 --> 00:52:39,830
這麼會兒功夫 活人都變大粽子了

838
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:42,500
此路不通換邊走

839
00:52:53,500 --> 00:52:55,000
怎麼又是這兒啊

840
00:52:58,660 --> 00:52:59,830
急急如律令

841
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:01,330
噎死你個大粽子

842
00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:09,500
哎

843
00:53:10,500 --> 00:53:11,500
你不牛逼嗎

844
00:53:14,500 --> 00:53:16,500
你啊啊啊 啊你媽呀

845
00:53:17,330 --> 00:53:18,330
噁心死我了

846
00:53:18,500 --> 00:53:20,330
凱爺 這就是傳說中

847
00:53:20,330 --> 00:53:22,830
辟邪驅魔的法寶 大粽子的剋星

848
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:24,330
黑驢蹄子吧

849
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:30,830
凱爺 頂住啊

850
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:33,160
我靠 這麼邪性啊

851
00:53:34,500 --> 00:53:36,160
您這蹄子是過期食品吧

852
00:53:51,330 --> 00:53:52,500
天王蓋地虎

853
00:53:52,830 --> 00:53:54,000
寶塔鎮河妖

854
00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:00,160
你還真來了

855
00:54:00,330 --> 00:54:01,000
走

856
00:54:02,500 --> 00:54:03,160
太好了

857
00:54:03,330 --> 00:54:05,330
這下咱可有救啦

858
00:54:07,830 --> 00:54:08,830
誰用他救

859
00:54:09,660 --> 00:54:11,330
放著資本主義清福不享

860
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:13,160
你幹嘛來了

861
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:15,500
看 人家根本就不需要你

862
00:54:15,830 --> 00:54:17,330
就你傻 千里迢迢趕來挨罵

863
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:20,660
別鬥嘴

864
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:21,660
先出去再說

865
00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:33,330
從原路往回撤

866
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:37,500
走啊

867
00:54:39,660 --> 00:54:40,000
走

868
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:48,500
完了完了 完了完了

869
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:50,660
這下可絕戶了

870
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:51,500
這麼多洞口

871
00:54:51,660 --> 00:54:53,160
總有一個是可以離開這兒吧

872
00:54:54,500 --> 00:54:55,830
每個洞裏都有個雕像

873
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:57,830
羊

874
00:54:58,330 --> 00:54:58,830
雞

875
00:54:59,500 --> 00:55:00,000
狗

876
00:55:00,830 --> 00:55:01,160
鼠

877
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:03,660
十二生肖

878
00:55:04,830 --> 00:55:05,330
不對

879
00:55:07,330 --> 00:55:09,830
少了四個 只有八個洞口

880
00:55:10,660 --> 00:55:11,500
不是十二生肖

881
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:13,660
是八卦

882
00:55:13,830 --> 00:55:15,000
到底是什麼啊

883
00:55:15,160 --> 00:55:17,160
這幾個洞我們來回來去跑了好幾趟了

884
00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:18,830
每個動物都代表一個卦象

885
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:24,330
尋龍分金看纏山 一重纏是一重關

886
00:55:24,830 --> 00:55:26,500
關門如有八重險

887
00:55:26,830 --> 00:55:29,000
不出陰陽八卦形

888
00:55:34,660 --> 00:55:37,160
入口為馬 馬為離卦

889
00:55:37,830 --> 00:55:39,500
子鼠遇馬為坎離

890
00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:42,830
未羊遇馬為坤離

891
00:55:43,660 --> 00:55:49,330
戌狗遇馬為乾離 上乾下離見生門

892
00:55:50,330 --> 00:55:51,830
戌狗是出口 走

893
00:55:51,830 --> 00:55:53,330
戌狗

894
00:55:56,330 --> 00:55:57,500
去你的 去你的

895
00:55:59,160 --> 00:55:59,830
走啊

896
00:56:03,660 --> 00:56:04,330
走

897
00:56:09,500 --> 00:56:09,830
快啊

898
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,160
不行了不行了 跑不動了

899
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:22,000
你們倆跟我回去 別趟這趟渾水

900
00:56:22,500 --> 00:56:23,000
走走走

901
00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:23,660
走

902
00:56:23,660 --> 00:56:25,000
回回 回哪兒去

903
00:56:25,500 --> 00:56:26,500
我都簽了合同了

904
00:56:26,660 --> 00:56:28,000
你就是見錢眼看

905
00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:29,000
受不了誘惑

906
00:56:29,160 --> 00:56:30,330
受不住誘惑

907
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:32,660
受不住誘惑的是他

908
00:56:33,330 --> 00:56:36,660
被你三言兩語忽悠到美國去 擺地攤混日子

909
00:56:36,830 --> 00:56:38,830
還好意思鬧什麼金盆洗手

910
00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:44,160
看來摸金校尉都到齊了

911
00:56:44,330 --> 00:56:46,500
這一定是上天的安排

912
00:56:47,500 --> 00:56:49,830
那就都來助我一臂之力吧

913
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:51,160
哎您等等 您等等

914
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:52,500
姐姐

915
00:56:52,660 --> 00:56:54,660
這事啊咱得再論一道了

916
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:57,330
這二位我想必您早有耳聞

917
00:56:58,160 --> 00:57:00,660
大名鼎鼎 胡八一胡爺

918
00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:02,500
楊雪麗小姐

919
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:05,660
他們都是行內頂尖的高手啊

920
00:57:06,330 --> 00:57:07,830
像凱爺一個人出馬

921
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:09,660
那費用是一回事兒

922
00:57:09,830 --> 00:57:12,160
但是像這種摸金三人合體

923
00:57:12,500 --> 00:57:14,830
那在業內也是相當罕見

924
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:16,830
您這福份兒可大了去了

925
00:57:17,830 --> 00:57:18,830
哎呀 不過

926
00:57:19,660 --> 00:57:22,660
這費用它也得翻幾番兒呀

927
00:57:24,330 --> 00:57:25,830
世人做惡太多

928
00:57:26,500 --> 00:57:28,330
人類的劫難即將來臨

929
00:57:29,500 --> 00:57:32,830
只要你們能夠助我成事 眾生就可以得救

930
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:36,830
剛剛那麼多人因為你而死 這也叫眾生得救嗎

931
00:57:37,660 --> 00:57:40,160
他們是為了更高的信念而死

932
00:57:41,830 --> 00:57:42,660
是為了你們

933
00:57:43,830 --> 00:57:45,500
為了我們所有的人

934
00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:48,330
他們是偉大的覺悟者

935
00:57:48,500 --> 00:57:49,830
你沒事吧你

936
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:50,660
這位大姐

937
00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:54,330
實在不好意思

938
00:57:55,160 --> 00:57:55,830
我們仨

939
00:57:57,330 --> 00:57:58,830
已經金盆洗手了

940
00:58:00,500 --> 00:58:01,830
所以這活兒我們接不了

941
00:58:02,660 --> 00:58:03,660
你們也好自為之

942
00:58:04,830 --> 00:58:05,330
走

943
00:58:05,500 --> 00:58:05,830
胡爺 胡爺

944
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:07,160
你們到底要多少錢

945
00:58:08,500 --> 00:58:09,160
開個價

946
00:58:09,830 --> 00:58:11,000
別裝模作樣

947
00:58:11,830 --> 00:58:13,660
不就一夥兒盜墓賊嗎

948
00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:15,830
什麼玩意

949
00:58:16,660 --> 00:58:17,830
盜墓賊

950
00:58:18,330 --> 00:58:20,330
盜墓賊也高你們一等

951
00:58:20,660 --> 00:58:23,500
我們這是對封建統治階級的無情鞭撻

952
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:24,500
你們呢

953
00:58:25,500 --> 00:58:28,330
對自己人都下黑手 你們是什麼玩意兒

954
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:31,160
這位是無上尊師應彩虹

955
00:58:31,330 --> 00:58:33,160
出生在中國四川農村

956
00:58:33,500 --> 00:58:35,330
喲 冒牌華僑啊

957
00:58:35,660 --> 00:58:38,500
據說天生眼珠一黑一黃

958
00:58:38,660 --> 00:58:40,000
能見鬼見神

959
00:58:40,330 --> 00:58:41,830
卻被村裏的人視為不祥

960
00:58:42,500 --> 00:58:45,660
後來被一日本富商帶到了東京收養

961
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:47,330
兩個人關係曖昧 更像

962
00:58:47,500 --> 00:58:48,830
你再胡說我就不客氣了

963
00:58:49,330 --> 00:58:49,830
楊小姐

964
00:58:50,830 --> 00:58:53,830
富商死了之後你便不見了蹤影

965
00:58:54,500 --> 00:58:56,660
傳聞是重病住院了是吧

966
00:58:57,830 --> 00:58:59,500
幾年之後你突然出現

967
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:03,500
自稱在喜馬拉雅山修煉得道 能夠解救眾生

968
00:59:03,830 --> 00:59:06,830
回到香港成立了環球修靈會

969
00:59:07,160 --> 00:59:09,660
專收這些名門富豪作為弟子

970
00:59:09,830 --> 00:59:11,000
費用昂貴

971
00:59:11,660 --> 00:59:14,330
雪麗 雪麗 你說這些幹什麼 真是

972
00:59:14,830 --> 00:59:15,160
姐姐

973
00:59:15,330 --> 00:59:16,160
哦不

974
00:59:16,330 --> 00:59:17,160
應老闆

975
00:59:17,660 --> 00:59:18,830
您千萬別往心裏去啊

976
00:59:19,330 --> 00:59:21,500
咱們這位妹妹她就喜歡刨根問底

977
00:59:22,160 --> 00:59:24,000
不過她對您絕對是沒有惡意的

978
00:59:24,830 --> 00:59:27,000
您看 咱們現在合作剛剛開始是不是

979
00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:29,330
大家不要傷了和氣 不要傷了和氣

980
00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:37,830
凱旋

981
00:59:38,330 --> 00:59:38,830
幹嘛呢

982
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:40,660
天亮前找到神女棺槨

983
00:59:41,330 --> 00:59:43,660
這位朋友任何傷痛我都能讓他復原

984
00:59:45,160 --> 00:59:45,660
會長

985
00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:46,830
前面有橋

986
01:00:03,500 --> 01:00:05,830
你小心點我腦袋 啊

987
01:00:06,660 --> 01:00:07,330
你們倆別鬧了

988
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:10,830
趕緊找路 盡快脫身

989
01:00:11,160 --> 01:00:14,830
沒錯沒錯 再不走我這小命兒就沒了

990
01:00:15,160 --> 01:00:19,160
我本來就是一病人 我招誰惹誰了我

991
01:00:19,330 --> 01:00:21,660
行了 毛主席他老人家說的對

992
01:00:21,830 --> 01:00:23,160
要團結不要分裂

993
01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:27,660
我說你這放什麼東西了 硌死我了

994
01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:32,660
你看著我幹嘛 我還不夠團結呀

995
01:00:33,330 --> 01:00:34,660
團結 團結

996
01:00:34,660 --> 01:00:38,330
各位爺都要團結 逃命要緊吶

997
01:00:38,830 --> 01:00:40,330
那就讓他們見識見識

998
01:00:40,500 --> 01:00:42,000
摸金校尉的手段

999
01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:55,000
你大爺的 我就知道你不能把這摸金符扔了

1000
01:00:56,330 --> 01:00:59,000
綁在腳脖子上那能算金盆洗手嗎

1001
01:00:59,830 --> 01:01:02,830
就算這手洗了 這腳還沒洗呢

1002
01:01:03,660 --> 01:01:06,660
上次扔的手錶 做做樣子

1003
01:01:07,330 --> 01:01:08,330
好讓你死心

1004
01:01:08,830 --> 01:01:10,000
那是我送你的表

1005
01:01:10,500 --> 01:01:11,160
對啊

1006
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:12,660
踢得好

1007
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:13,660
你

1008
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:46,330
我來

1009
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:50,660
跟著我

1010
01:01:53,660 --> 01:01:55,660
凱爺 慢 慢點啊

1011
01:01:57,330 --> 01:01:58,000
小心

1012
01:02:04,830 --> 01:02:05,330
過來

1013
01:02:05,500 --> 01:02:10,660
我去 唉 你這孫子 你怎麼越來越沉啊你

1014
01:02:11,500 --> 01:02:15,000
看著跟個猴子似的 你幾天沒拉屎了吧你

1015
01:02:15,660 --> 01:02:20,000
我都這樣了你就別再拿話擠兌我了

1016
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:24,330
要不是為了大傢伙兒 我至於麼我

1017
01:02:31,160 --> 01:02:32,000
先別上去

1018
01:02:52,830 --> 01:02:53,330
救我

1019
01:02:54,330 --> 01:02:55,000
救我

1020
01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:14,000
這什麼橋

1021
01:03:14,500 --> 01:03:16,000
不會是奈何橋吧這

1022
01:03:24,500 --> 01:03:26,160
那個手鐲是我送給你的

1023
01:03:26,830 --> 01:03:28,660
你不是也丟了我送你的表嗎

1024
01:03:35,500 --> 01:03:37,000
橋面一摩擦就會起火

1025
01:03:48,330 --> 01:03:50,500
這是一種磷石 燃點極低

1026
01:03:51,500 --> 01:03:53,160
墓主用磷石造了這些橋

1027
01:03:53,830 --> 01:03:55,660
就是要讓闖入者引火自焚

1028
01:03:57,330 --> 01:03:58,830
你確定還要繼續走嗎

1029
01:03:59,830 --> 01:04:02,000
任何困難都是上天對我們的考驗

1030
01:04:03,160 --> 01:04:04,830
我們早已放下了生死

1031
01:04:06,830 --> 01:04:10,160
摸金校尉 抓緊時間過關吧

1032
01:04:10,830 --> 01:04:13,830
你看 我們剛剛經過的這座橋面上

1033
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:15,330
斷裂的木板像什麼

1034
01:04:18,500 --> 01:04:19,000
斷

1035
01:04:19,660 --> 01:04:21,500
不斷 斷

1036
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:23,660
八卦

1037
01:04:24,830 --> 01:04:26,330
橋面是按照八卦排列的

1038
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:30,000
過橋的密碼就在這些卦象里

1039
01:04:33,330 --> 01:04:35,830
尋龍分金看纏山 一重纏是一重關

1040
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:38,830
關門如有八重險 不出陰陽八卦形

1041
01:04:39,330 --> 01:04:42,160
坎離震兌分四象 乾坤艮巽含八方

1042
01:04:42,660 --> 01:04:45,500
八方有生有死門 山澤通氣風雷搏

1043
01:04:46,160 --> 01:04:51,160
乾 震 離 艮

1044
01:04:52,160 --> 01:04:57,330
兌 巽 坤 坎

1045
01:04:59,830 --> 01:05:04,330
西北 東 南 東北

1046
01:05:04,830 --> 01:05:08,830
西 東南 西南 北

1047
01:05:12,500 --> 01:05:14,000
八卦代表的是方向

1048
01:05:14,500 --> 01:05:16,330
走西北 請

1049
01:05:16,500 --> 01:05:17,160
你們先走

1050
01:05:22,830 --> 01:05:26,660
哎我說 咱們要不要再扔個東西試試啊

1051
01:05:38,160 --> 01:05:39,000
走這邊

1052
01:05:39,660 --> 01:05:40,330
快走

1053
01:06:04,660 --> 01:06:08,660
喲 這位爺也不是善茬兒 趕緊走

1054
01:06:09,160 --> 01:06:10,000
往哪走啊？

1055
01:06:10,160 --> 01:06:11,000
往西南

1056
01:06:25,500 --> 01:06:26,000
洋子

1057
01:06:27,160 --> 01:06:30,160
這是最後一枚銅徽 放心去吧

1058
01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:36,660
給我

1059
01:06:41,330 --> 01:06:42,830
尊師 請小心

1060
01:07:00,660 --> 01:07:02,330
這幫孫子又動哪了

1061
01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:05,000
完了完了 這回要變烤乳豬了

1062
01:07:05,160 --> 01:07:05,660
快跑

1063
01:07:06,160 --> 01:07:07,000
快快快

1064
01:07:07,500 --> 01:07:08,160
快點走

1065
01:07:08,830 --> 01:07:09,160
快啊

1066
01:07:11,330 --> 01:07:12,830
快點啊！

1067
01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:16,160
火火 火燒過來了

1068
01:07:17,330 --> 01:07:18,830
快點往前跑

1069
01:07:19,330 --> 01:07:20,830
火上來了 火上來了

1070
01:07:21,160 --> 01:07:23,000
凱爺你快 快跑啊

1071
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:24,830
快

1072
01:07:27,830 --> 01:07:29,330
你怎麼越來越沉了呀你

1073
01:07:29,500 --> 01:07:30,830
你別說了快跑啊

1074
01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:31,830
快走

1075
01:07:32,500 --> 01:07:34,000
我著火了 我著火啦

1076
01:07:41,330 --> 01:07:42,000
別看了

1077
01:07:42,160 --> 01:07:43,330
這可不是咱不仗義

1078
01:07:44,160 --> 01:07:45,160
這誰能有辦法啊

1079
01:07:46,500 --> 01:07:47,000
喂

1080
01:07:50,660 --> 01:07:51,660
啊 都什麼時候了

1081
01:07:51,830 --> 01:07:53,660
爹死娘嫁人 各人顧各人吧

1082
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:55,000
趕緊撤啊

1083
01:07:55,160 --> 01:07:55,660
撤吧

1084
01:07:55,830 --> 01:07:56,330
走

1085
01:07:59,160 --> 01:08:00,500
石棉衣 快

1086
01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:03,500
我們走

1087
01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:04,330
走

1088
01:08:17,330 --> 01:08:18,160
歇會兒吧

1089
01:08:23,500 --> 01:08:28,160
現在位置海拔負7米 位於山腹西西北292點3度

1090
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:32,160
地表火山口跟堰塞湖 東南側

1091
01:08:32,830 --> 01:08:33,830
那邊有水聲

1092
01:08:34,160 --> 01:08:35,660
找到地下河 咱們就能出去

1093
01:08:36,500 --> 01:08:37,000
走

1094
01:08:38,660 --> 01:08:40,000
哎 凱爺

1095
01:08:40,500 --> 01:08:41,160
走啊

1096
01:08:42,330 --> 01:08:42,830
凱爺

1097
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:48,160
凱旋 杵那幹嘛

1098
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:49,830
等結尾款啊

1099
01:08:51,660 --> 01:08:52,830
這幾個意思這是

1100
01:08:58,330 --> 01:09:00,160
不是 都到這兒了

1101
01:09:00,330 --> 01:09:01,500
你真打算要撤呀

1102
01:09:01,660 --> 01:09:02,660
我知道你在想什麼

1103
01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:09,500
但是過去的已經過去了

1104
01:09:10,660 --> 01:09:12,160
人應該往前看

1105
01:09:12,830 --> 01:09:14,000
凱旋 走

1106
01:09:14,660 --> 01:09:16,660
你胡八一拿得起放得下

1107
01:09:17,160 --> 01:09:18,660
我沒你那麼想得開

1108
01:09:19,330 --> 01:09:20,160
我念舊

1109
01:09:22,660 --> 01:09:25,660
我王凱旋愛一個女人 我會記她一輩子

1110
01:09:44,330 --> 01:09:47,330
老胡 我文釆不如你 你幫我看看

1111
01:09:49,500 --> 01:09:50,660
你幫我看看

1112
01:09:52,660 --> 01:09:53,160
喲

1113
01:09:54,830 --> 01:09:55,660
寫詩

1114
01:09:56,330 --> 01:09:58,000
寫情詩

1115
01:09:58,160 --> 01:09:58,660
別嚷嚷

1116
01:09:59,000 --> 01:09:59,660
你幫我瞅瞅

1117
01:09:59,830 --> 01:10:00,660
寫給誰的

1118
01:10:01,330 --> 01:10:02,000
給誰的

1119
01:10:02,160 --> 01:10:03,160
你幫我看看

1120
01:10:04,330 --> 01:10:07,160
王凱旋 寫了一首情詩

1121
01:10:09,830 --> 01:10:11,330
幫不幫我看 幫不幫我看

1122
01:10:11,500 --> 01:10:12,000
我幫

1123
01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:17,500
錯別字兒

1124
01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:18,660
錯別字兒

1125
01:10:19,330 --> 01:10:20,000
錯別字兒

1126
01:10:21,660 --> 01:10:22,830
你你 你別管那個

1127
01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:26,160
額爾古納河啊 你拐了個彎兒

1128
01:10:28,330 --> 01:10:29,830
又溜達進了我的心裏

1129
01:10:32,660 --> 01:10:33,330
這麼著吧

1130
01:10:34,830 --> 01:10:37,000
我胡八一決定親自

1131
01:10:37,660 --> 01:10:38,500
幫你改一次

1132
01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:39,330
怎麼樣

1133
01:10:39,830 --> 01:10:40,660
夠哥們兒

1134
01:10:42,830 --> 01:10:44,330
兄弟都幫了你這麼大忙了

1135
01:10:45,830 --> 01:10:48,330
你是不是得表示表示啊

1136
01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:50,500
軍星

1137
01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:52,330
去 想得美

1138
01:10:53,160 --> 01:10:54,830
哎 哎 哎

1139
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:06,830
真好看

1140
01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:12,000
小丁 其實我一直想跟你說

1141
01:11:15,330 --> 01:11:17,830
能不能把我們純潔的革命友誼

1142
01:11:18,830 --> 01:11:19,660
再昇華一下

1143
01:11:22,330 --> 01:11:25,500
你想怎麼昇華

1144
01:11:28,660 --> 01:11:34,660
當我第一次看到你明亮的眼光

1145
01:11:35,160 --> 01:11:40,660
我心靈的火花就開始迸放

1146
01:11:42,160 --> 01:11:42,830
啊

1147
01:11:43,330 --> 01:11:47,000
額爾古納河 額爾古納河

1148
01:11:47,660 --> 01:11:52,660
你映進了女峰的身影 滔滔流長

1149
01:11:52,830 --> 01:11:53,500
不害臊

1150
01:11:53,830 --> 01:11:59,500
又流過了男峰的麓下 流進我的心房

1151
01:12:01,160 --> 01:12:01,830
王凱旋

1152
01:12:02,330 --> 01:12:03,660
求求你別念了

1153
01:12:04,500 --> 01:12:05,330
多不好呀

1154
01:12:06,160 --> 01:12:07,330
我這就是

1155
01:12:07,660 --> 01:12:08,830
有感而發

1156
01:12:09,160 --> 01:12:10,500
喲 軍星

1157
01:12:10,830 --> 01:12:11,500
哪兒來的呀

1158
01:12:13,330 --> 01:12:14,660
一、一個朋友送的

1159
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:18,830
胡、胡八一呀

1160
01:12:20,500 --> 01:12:21,500
你怎麼知道

1161
01:12:22,160 --> 01:12:24,000
我知道小丁更喜歡你

1162
01:12:24,660 --> 01:12:25,660
但我不在乎

1163
01:12:26,830 --> 01:12:29,830
為她做任何事我都心甘情願

1164
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:37,830
這些年我也記不清楚有多少個晚上

1165
01:12:40,160 --> 01:12:42,500
我也不知道自己是醒著還是睡著了

1166
01:12:45,000 --> 01:12:47,660
我就看見小丁的臉 就在我眼前

1167
01:12:48,660 --> 01:12:49,660
就這麼盯著我

1168
01:12:51,160 --> 01:12:53,000
她問我找到彼岸花沒有

1169
01:12:56,500 --> 01:12:57,660
我沒法回答

1170
01:13:02,500 --> 01:13:05,660
你也別忘了當初小丁是怎麼死的

1171
01:13:17,160 --> 01:13:17,660
跳

1172
01:13:32,830 --> 01:13:33,500
你們先上

1173
01:13:34,160 --> 01:13:35,160
快進去

1174
01:13:42,830 --> 01:13:44,000
胡八一 快上來

1175
01:13:44,160 --> 01:13:45,160
快快

1176
01:13:57,160 --> 01:13:57,660
小丁

1177
01:14:03,330 --> 01:14:04,000
小丁

1178
01:14:04,330 --> 01:14:05,000
抓住

1179
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:06,830
小丁抓住

1180
01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:07,830
別鬆手啊

1181
01:14:09,500 --> 01:14:11,330
不砍斷那木頭 咱仨都走不了

1182
01:14:11,500 --> 01:14:12,160
小丁

1183
01:14:16,500 --> 01:14:17,160
小丁

1184
01:14:20,660 --> 01:14:21,830
小丁抓住

1185
01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:22,330
鬆開

1186
01:14:23,160 --> 01:14:24,160
不要

1187
01:14:24,330 --> 01:14:25,000
鬆手

1188
01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:31,000
回來回來

1189
01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:33,000
你要幹嘛

1190
01:14:33,500 --> 01:14:34,000
小丁

1191
01:14:35,330 --> 01:14:35,830
跳

1192
01:14:36,330 --> 01:14:36,830
跳

1193
01:14:37,330 --> 01:14:39,160
小丁跳啊

1194
01:14:47,160 --> 01:14:49,000
不不 不要 不要

1195
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:02,330
小丁 小丁

1196
01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:22,330
小丁

1197
01:15:39,160 --> 01:15:41,000
丁思甜是為我們倆死的

1198
01:15:44,000 --> 01:15:45,160
這事我過不去

1199
01:15:51,660 --> 01:15:55,160
都已經到這兒了 現在說要回去

1200
01:15:56,160 --> 01:15:57,160
我做不到

1201
01:15:58,660 --> 01:16:00,660
這個女孩子為了你們犧牲了自己

1202
01:16:01,500 --> 01:16:03,160
就是要你們好好的活著

1203
01:16:04,830 --> 01:16:05,660
我真的不懂

1204
01:16:06,660 --> 01:16:07,660
為什麼還要跑回來送死

1205
01:16:07,830 --> 01:16:08,660
你當然不懂

1206
01:16:10,660 --> 01:16:12,660
我隨時都可以為小丁去死

1207
01:16:13,330 --> 01:16:14,830
這叫革命情誼

1208
01:16:17,160 --> 01:16:18,330
要走你們走

1209
01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:22,660
行

1210
01:16:32,660 --> 01:16:34,000
我陪你去找彼岸花

1211
01:16:34,500 --> 01:16:35,500
讓他們在這等我們

1212
01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:36,660
真的

1213
01:16:37,330 --> 01:16:38,000
真的

1214
01:16:44,330 --> 01:16:47,000
我就知道你胡八一不是那麼忘恩負義的人

1215
01:16:53,500 --> 01:16:54,500
大老爺們

1216
01:16:54,830 --> 01:16:55,830
活就活個仗義

1217
01:16:56,660 --> 01:16:59,500
你們哥倆放心去啊 楊小姐就交給我了

1218
01:16:59,660 --> 01:17:00,160
你放心

1219
01:17:01,500 --> 01:17:02,330
我去去就回

1220
01:17:02,830 --> 01:17:03,500
不送

1221
01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:08,330
走

1222
01:17:15,500 --> 01:17:18,830
胡八一 你這個說話不算話的大混蛋

1223
01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:21,330
你們兩個就抱在一起去送死好了

1224
01:17:21,500 --> 01:17:23,160
我再也不想見到你們了

1225
01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:29,500
甘灑熱血寫春秋

1226
01:17:32,330 --> 01:17:34,500
這就叫與天斗其樂無窮

1227
01:17:34,830 --> 01:17:36,330
與地斗其樂無窮

1228
01:17:36,660 --> 01:17:39,000
與活人斗 與死人斗其樂無窮啊

1229
01:17:39,160 --> 01:17:40,160
咱們終於又聯手啦

1230
01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:42,330
對啊 其樂無窮啊

1231
01:17:47,830 --> 01:17:48,160
你幹什麼

1232
01:17:48,330 --> 01:17:49,330
兄弟對不起啦

1233
01:17:49,500 --> 01:17:52,160
道理你不聽 我只能把你先綁回去再說

1234
01:17:52,330 --> 01:17:53,330
又被你騙了

1235
01:17:54,160 --> 01:17:55,000
你還是人嗎

1236
01:17:57,160 --> 01:17:57,830
你把我放開

1237
01:17:58,160 --> 01:17:58,660
鬆手

1238
01:18:04,160 --> 01:18:06,160
你當年就不該把我從地底下拉出來

1239
01:18:06,660 --> 01:18:09,500
我就應該死在底下 永遠跟小丁在一塊兒

1240
01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:12,160
活也活不痛快 還不如死了的算

1241
01:18:12,660 --> 01:18:13,330
胡說什麼

1242
01:18:15,330 --> 01:18:17,160
你還好意思繼續活著

1243
01:18:17,330 --> 01:18:19,160
忘記過去就等於背叛

1244
01:18:22,160 --> 01:18:23,330
丁思甜已經死了

1245
01:18:24,500 --> 01:18:26,160
我不能再失去你跟雪麗

1246
01:18:27,330 --> 01:18:29,830
無論如何我得把你們倆活著帶出去

1247
01:18:30,000 --> 01:18:30,830
你明白嗎

1248
01:18:33,330 --> 01:18:35,660
少跟我廢話 你這個叛徒

1249
01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:40,000
你大爺的

1250
01:18:40,330 --> 01:18:41,660
我答應過小丁

1251
01:18:41,830 --> 01:18:43,160
一定要找到彼岸花

1252
01:18:43,330 --> 01:18:44,500
我說到做到

1253
01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:45,830
我跟你不一樣

1254
01:19:22,000 --> 01:19:22,830
雪麗

1255
01:19:26,160 --> 01:19:26,660
老金

1256
01:19:27,500 --> 01:19:28,830
胡爺

1257
01:19:30,660 --> 01:19:31,500
雪麗呢

1258
01:19:32,000 --> 01:19:34,160
我沒用啊

1259
01:19:40,830 --> 01:19:42,160
你們跑得挺快啊

1260
01:19:44,160 --> 01:19:45,000
雪麗在哪

1261
01:19:45,500 --> 01:19:46,660
凱爺在此

1262
01:19:58,330 --> 01:19:59,000
老胡

1263
01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:00,500
走你

1264
01:20:01,000 --> 01:20:01,660
起

1265
01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:02,830
我去你的

1266
01:20:06,000 --> 01:20:07,160
去你大爺的

1267
01:20:48,160 --> 01:20:49,660
小丫頭片子

1268
01:20:58,500 --> 01:21:00,660
雪麗在哪 在哪

1269
01:21:01,000 --> 01:21:01,830
都住手

1270
01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:06,830
給我說清楚 聽見沒

1271
01:21:08,330 --> 01:21:10,000
不要傷她 放下武器

1272
01:21:10,330 --> 01:21:11,160
我們什麼都好商量

1273
01:21:13,160 --> 01:21:14,160
什麼都好商量

1274
01:21:14,160 --> 01:21:15,000
洋子

1275
01:21:16,160 --> 01:21:16,660
放開我

1276
01:21:16,830 --> 01:21:17,330
都好商量

1277
01:21:17,500 --> 01:21:19,330
好好商量

1278
01:21:24,660 --> 01:21:25,160
別亂來

1279
01:21:25,160 --> 01:21:26,330
帶我找到地宮

1280
01:21:26,500 --> 01:21:28,160
你女朋友就一點事都不會有

1281
01:21:28,500 --> 01:21:29,330
我不是他女朋友

1282
01:21:29,500 --> 01:21:30,160
她是我女朋友

1283
01:21:32,000 --> 01:21:33,330
什麼玩意兒 什麼亂七八糟的

1284
01:21:34,160 --> 01:21:35,830
上過床不代表就是女朋友

1285
01:21:37,160 --> 01:21:38,500
上過床當然是女朋友

1286
01:21:39,000 --> 01:21:40,660
上 上床 上什麼床

1287
01:21:42,160 --> 01:21:43,000
你 你不天天

1288
01:21:43,330 --> 01:21:44,330
跟我睡一塊兒嗎？

1289
01:21:44,660 --> 01:21:45,000
這種事

1290
01:21:45,160 --> 01:21:46,500
插個空兒就辦了

1291
01:21:46,660 --> 01:21:49,660
不不不不 我我 我沒弄明白你

1292
01:21:50,330 --> 01:21:51,330
你什麼時候睡的呀

1293
01:21:52,830 --> 01:21:53,660
金盆洗手那天

1294
01:21:54,660 --> 01:21:56,000
金盆洗手？

1295
01:21:58,500 --> 01:21:59,000
那天

1296
01:21:59,330 --> 01:22:02,160
那我抱著馬桶 你倆在我眼皮子底下

1297
01:22:04,000 --> 01:22:06,000
我說你這喝大了 佔人姑娘便宜

1298
01:22:06,660 --> 01:22:07,330
你個禽獸啊你

1299
01:22:07,500 --> 01:22:08,330
胡爺也是人嘛

1300
01:22:08,500 --> 01:22:09,660
他沒佔我便宜

1301
01:22:10,000 --> 01:22:11,000
是我把他睡了

1302
01:22:12,000 --> 01:22:16,000
唉喲你 你真是女中豪傑啊你

1303
01:22:16,160 --> 01:22:17,660
還真不要臉啊你

1304
01:22:18,500 --> 01:22:19,500
都給我閉嘴

1305
01:22:20,000 --> 01:22:23,000
你們這些缺弦少筋 後知後覺的蠢貨

1306
01:22:23,500 --> 01:22:25,830
仆街{\fs18}（粵語，混蛋）{\fs22}他娘的失敗者 笨蛋{\fs18}（日語發音巴嘎雅路）

1307
01:22:26,160 --> 01:22:27,160
傻瓜 笨蛋 白癡

1308
01:22:27,330 --> 01:22:28,660
狗日的你們這些狗日的龜兒子的

1309
01:22:28,660 --> 01:22:29,660
你們說夠了沒有

1310
01:22:30,160 --> 01:22:34,500
你們是不是男女朋友 睡沒睡過我根本就不關心

1311
01:22:35,000 --> 01:22:39,160
天機將至 抓緊時間 抓緊時間 抓緊時間

1312
01:22:39,160 --> 01:22:39,660
冷靜

1313
01:22:39,830 --> 01:22:40,500
大姐

1314
01:22:41,330 --> 01:22:44,160
我的羅盤毀了 尋龍訣沒法兒使

1315
01:22:51,830 --> 01:22:53,830
反正世人即將全部毀滅

1316
01:22:54,000 --> 01:22:56,160
我不介意先毀滅這一個

1317
01:22:56,830 --> 01:22:58,330
大姐我有辦法

1318
01:22:59,660 --> 01:23:02,500
前面兩關是我帶大家過的

1319
01:23:04,000 --> 01:23:05,160
您應該相信我

1320
01:23:05,830 --> 01:23:07,830
但是我需要我女朋友幫忙

1321
01:23:13,660 --> 01:23:17,830
雖然羅盤毀了但人體也能感應磁場

1322
01:23:18,500 --> 01:23:24,000
可以代替羅盤分金定穴 這種方法叫陰陽共濟

1323
01:23:24,830 --> 01:23:25,330
這裏

1324
01:23:25,830 --> 01:23:28,830
有八座神像 它們不是隨便擺放的

1325
01:23:29,330 --> 01:23:31,330
他們代表的是八卦

1326
01:23:33,160 --> 01:23:35,500
咱都是死路一條了

1327
01:23:36,660 --> 01:23:39,160
我看這倆狗男女又要搞什麼蛾子

1328
01:23:40,000 --> 01:23:41,660
咱們得趕快把繩子解開

1329
01:23:41,830 --> 01:23:46,500
尋龍分金看纏山 一重纏是一重關

1330
01:23:46,660 --> 01:23:49,330
你真是個江湖騙子 道法淪壞器無用

1331
01:23:50,330 --> 01:23:52,330
陰陽相濟感應通

1332
01:23:54,330 --> 01:23:56,500
尋龍不怕失龍蹤

1333
01:23:56,830 --> 01:23:59,160
還有觀星認龍形

1334
01:24:07,660 --> 01:24:08,330
幹嘛呢

1335
01:24:08,830 --> 01:24:09,660
沒幹嘛

1336
01:24:12,660 --> 01:24:14,000
你大爺

1337
01:24:17,830 --> 01:24:18,660
怎麼這麼大勁

1338
01:24:18,830 --> 01:24:19,830
你腿沒中槍啊

1339
01:24:20,660 --> 01:24:21,660
中了 中了

1340
01:24:21,830 --> 01:24:23,500
它幫我擋了子彈呢

1341
01:24:24,000 --> 01:24:26,330
你大爺的 怪不得你越來越沉

1342
01:24:27,160 --> 01:24:28,160
他們只有一把槍

1343
01:24:28,330 --> 01:24:29,330
我衝過去 你跑

1344
01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:31,330
我擋 你跑

1345
01:24:32,330 --> 01:24:33,330
我讓你跑

1346
01:24:36,000 --> 01:24:37,000
你不走 我不走

1347
01:24:41,330 --> 01:24:41,830
別別

1348
01:24:42,000 --> 01:24:42,830
你大爺的

1349
01:24:43,000 --> 01:24:43,660
你過來

1350
01:24:43,830 --> 01:24:44,660
快走

1351
01:24:45,000 --> 01:24:47,160
我說了 你不走我不走

1352
01:24:48,000 --> 01:24:49,000
孫子

1353
01:24:49,160 --> 01:24:50,660
你騙我 騙我

1354
01:24:50,660 --> 01:24:51,330
趕緊走

1355
01:24:51,830 --> 01:24:53,330
把老子當驢騎

1356
01:24:53,500 --> 01:24:54,660
我弄死你

1357
01:24:56,000 --> 01:24:58,330
這有條地道啊

1358
01:25:13,830 --> 01:25:15,000
我們這是在湖底

1359
01:25:20,000 --> 01:25:21,000
這壁畫上說什麼

1360
01:25:21,330 --> 01:25:24,830
天開地裂 第一個薩滿祭司受到神啟

1361
01:25:25,660 --> 01:25:27,830
得到了一件從天而降的寶物

1362
01:25:28,330 --> 01:25:31,660
它能夠穿越陰陽兩界 讓人死而復生

1363
01:25:32,660 --> 01:25:35,830
—千多年前 寶物落到了奧古公主手中

1364
01:25:36,160 --> 01:25:38,660
她將之命名為彼岸花

1365
01:25:41,500 --> 01:25:45,660
每逢夙夜之交 彼岸花盛開

1366
01:25:47,000 --> 01:25:48,660
生死之門就會被打開

1367
01:25:50,000 --> 01:25:51,000
小丁說過

1368
01:25:51,830 --> 01:25:53,660
彼岸花能夠連通生死

1369
01:26:02,160 --> 01:26:03,660
你就是為這個來的吧

1370
01:26:04,000 --> 01:26:07,660
人類即將毀滅 這是最後的希望

1371
01:26:09,000 --> 01:26:10,830
只有我才可以拯救你們

1372
01:26:11,160 --> 01:26:12,330
只要得到彼岸花

1373
01:26:12,660 --> 01:26:15,330
我就能把世人從死亡中拯救出來

1374
01:26:15,500 --> 01:26:16,660
誰要你個神經病去救啊

1375
01:26:16,830 --> 01:26:17,160
快走

1376
01:26:17,330 --> 01:26:18,500
別別別 別衝動

1377
01:26:18,660 --> 01:26:19,160
走

1378
01:26:20,160 --> 01:26:20,830
走

1379
01:26:21,160 --> 01:26:23,330
好好好 我們走 我們走

1380
01:27:27,830 --> 01:27:30,160
她手裏那個黑石頭就是彼岸花呀

1381
01:27:30,660 --> 01:27:32,160
壁畫上說從天而降

1382
01:27:32,830 --> 01:27:33,830
應該是隕石

1383
01:27:34,160 --> 01:27:37,000
隕石能解救眾生

1384
01:27:46,660 --> 01:27:47,500
小心點

1385
01:28:12,000 --> 01:28:15,160
這三枚銅徽就是打開棺槨的鑰匙 是吧

1386
01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:16,330
不錯

1387
01:28:17,000 --> 01:28:18,160
幹你們最拿手的

1388
01:28:19,330 --> 01:28:20,160
開棺吧

1389
01:28:59,660 --> 01:29:00,660
摸金校尉

1390
01:29:01,160 --> 01:29:02,000
合則生

1391
01:29:02,160 --> 01:29:03,160
分則死

1392
01:29:09,500 --> 01:29:12,660
這才是正宗的摸金范啊

1393
01:30:31,000 --> 01:30:32,160
彼岸花

1394
01:30:59,500 --> 01:31:00,000
胡爺

1395
01:31:01,330 --> 01:31:02,160
凱爺

1396
01:31:03,660 --> 01:31:04,500
楊小姐

1397
01:31:06,330 --> 01:31:06,830
雪麗

1398
01:31:33,160 --> 01:31:33,830
我們來過這兒

1399
01:31:35,160 --> 01:31:35,660
老王

1400
01:31:36,160 --> 01:31:36,660
你看

1401
01:31:39,330 --> 01:31:40,160
我去

1402
01:31:42,500 --> 01:31:43,830
看那面旗子

1403
01:31:45,830 --> 01:31:46,830
隔了二十年

1404
01:31:48,000 --> 01:31:48,830
轉了一大圈

1405
01:31:51,330 --> 01:31:52,330
我們還是回到了這

1406
01:31:52,500 --> 01:31:56,160
虹大師啊 我求求您救救我這仨鐵磁啊

1407
01:31:58,500 --> 01:32:00,830
尾款我不要了 我不要了

1408
01:32:01,000 --> 01:32:03,160
摸金一門不能全折在這啊

1409
01:32:05,330 --> 01:32:06,330
你大爺的

1410
01:32:06,830 --> 01:32:08,000
小丫頭片子

1411
01:32:08,000 --> 01:32:09,830
我今兒跟你丫拼了

1412
01:32:17,830 --> 01:32:20,660
你說彼岸花盛開都在夙夜之交？

1413
01:32:21,330 --> 01:32:23,160
對 按古人的時辰

1414
01:32:23,330 --> 01:32:26,000
也就是在寅時 早上的三點到五點

1415
01:32:26,330 --> 01:32:29,330
老王 二十年前出事的時候是幾點鐘啊

1416
01:32:29,500 --> 01:32:30,830
我記得咱們逃出來的時候

1417
01:32:31,000 --> 01:32:32,160
太陽快要升起來了

1418
01:32:40,160 --> 01:32:42,330
還記得當年看見的光嗎

1419
01:32:43,660 --> 01:32:45,160
問題就出在這光上

1420
01:32:46,000 --> 01:32:47,000
光出現的時候

1421
01:32:49,000 --> 01:32:50,000
鬼子就復活了

1422
01:32:51,330 --> 01:32:53,160
光是從我們頭頂照下來的

1423
01:32:53,500 --> 01:32:55,660
那應該是棺槨裏發出的光啊

1424
01:33:00,160 --> 01:33:00,660
不

1425
01:33:02,330 --> 01:33:04,830
是神女手中的彼岸花發出的光

1426
01:33:08,000 --> 01:33:08,830
我得救了

1427
01:33:11,000 --> 01:33:12,160
彼岸花是我的

1428
01:33:19,660 --> 01:33:20,500
現在就在寅時

1429
01:33:21,000 --> 01:33:22,000
大家撤出地宮

1430
01:33:22,160 --> 01:33:23,000
有危險

1431
01:33:23,500 --> 01:33:24,160
老金

1432
01:33:25,660 --> 01:33:26,330
老金

1433
01:33:26,660 --> 01:33:27,830
老金走啊

1434
01:33:54,000 --> 01:33:54,660
大粽子

1435
01:33:55,000 --> 01:33:56,160
大粽子啊

1436
01:33:57,330 --> 01:33:59,000
全是大粽子

1437
01:34:00,160 --> 01:34:00,660
別吃我

1438
01:34:00,830 --> 01:34:01,500
快跑

1439
01:34:02,000 --> 01:34:02,330
老金

1440
01:34:16,830 --> 01:34:17,660
尊師

1441
01:34:19,000 --> 01:34:19,660
你走開

1442
01:34:20,160 --> 01:34:21,000
我不要你跟著我

1443
01:34:21,160 --> 01:34:24,330
我是你最忠誠的奴隸

1444
01:34:25,000 --> 01:34:27,330
你為什麼要拋棄我

1445
01:34:35,660 --> 01:34:36,660
救我

1446
01:34:37,000 --> 01:34:38,160
尊師

1447
01:34:42,160 --> 01:34:43,160
我沒有法力

1448
01:34:45,000 --> 01:34:49,000
我只有戒指裏的麻藥 還有很多錢

1449
01:34:49,500 --> 01:34:51,160
我救不了你

1450
01:34:52,000 --> 01:34:53,330
我救不了你

1451
01:34:54,160 --> 01:34:55,660
我活不了幾天了

1452
01:34:56,830 --> 01:35:00,330
我腦袋里長東西了治不好

1453
01:35:02,000 --> 01:35:03,500
我需要彼岸花

1454
01:35:04,500 --> 01:35:05,660
我需要彼岸花

1455
01:35:06,000 --> 01:35:08,000
我需要彼岸花

1456
01:35:15,660 --> 01:35:17,160
我馬上就要死了

1457
01:35:18,160 --> 01:35:19,660
有了彼岸花

1458
01:35:20,500 --> 01:35:23,160
我才可以獲得重生

1459
01:35:34,330 --> 01:35:35,500
問題出在那塊石頭

1460
01:35:36,000 --> 01:35:36,830
快去打碎彼岸花

1461
01:36:09,660 --> 01:36:10,500
胡八一

1462
01:36:11,660 --> 01:36:13,330
抓緊 我們一起走

1463
01:36:37,500 --> 01:36:39,000
我們還要在這裏躺多久啊

1464
01:36:41,000 --> 01:36:42,000
躺多久都行

1465
01:36:58,000 --> 01:36:58,660
什麼花

1466
01:37:00,330 --> 01:37:01,000
彼岸花

1467
01:37:01,660 --> 01:37:05,830
傳說只開在陰陽交界 有連通生死的神奇功能

1468
01:37:07,000 --> 01:37:09,830
沒想到在草原上也有 我還是第一次見呢

1469
01:37:16,000 --> 01:37:16,660
小丁

1470
01:37:18,660 --> 01:37:19,830
我一直想跟你說

1471
01:37:22,330 --> 01:37:23,000
我

1472
01:37:24,500 --> 01:37:25,160
我們

1473
01:37:32,830 --> 01:37:33,660
我送你的像章

1474
01:37:36,330 --> 01:37:37,330
為什麼是反的

1475
01:37:52,660 --> 01:37:53,160
小丁

1476
01:37:56,000 --> 01:37:56,500
小丁

1477
01:38:23,830 --> 01:38:24,330
胡八一

1478
01:38:24,830 --> 01:38:26,000
你要彼岸花嗎

1479
01:38:39,330 --> 01:38:41,830
打碎彼岸花就再也見不到我了

1480
01:38:42,000 --> 01:38:43,330
你真的要這樣做嗎

1481
01:38:53,330 --> 01:38:54,500
你不是丁思甜

1482
01:39:02,330 --> 01:39:03,330
你是幻象

1483
01:39:04,160 --> 01:39:04,830
不是真的

1484
01:39:05,830 --> 01:39:09,000
你只是我的記憶 我的恐懼

1485
01:39:10,330 --> 01:39:12,160
你想要把我拉回過去

1486
01:39:13,000 --> 01:39:14,330
難道你要忘了我嗎

1487
01:39:18,160 --> 01:39:19,660
我不會忘記丁思甜

1488
01:39:26,830 --> 01:39:28,000
她犧牲自己

1489
01:39:30,660 --> 01:39:32,330
不是要讓我愧疚一輩子

1490
01:39:33,330 --> 01:39:35,330
是要讓我好好活著

1491
01:39:48,500 --> 01:39:49,160
給我

1492
01:39:50,000 --> 01:39:50,660
老王

1493
01:39:50,830 --> 01:39:51,500
給我

1494
01:39:51,660 --> 01:39:52,330
放開

1495
01:39:52,660 --> 01:39:53,500
放開

1496
01:39:54,000 --> 01:39:55,160
把彼岸花給我

1497
01:39:57,330 --> 01:39:59,000
這彼岸花是小丁的

1498
01:39:59,830 --> 01:40:01,000
誰都不許碰

1499
01:40:02,160 --> 01:40:03,660
我找到了

1500
01:40:04,500 --> 01:40:06,330
彼岸花我找到了

1501
01:40:09,000 --> 01:40:11,330
我答應你的事情我做到了

1502
01:40:12,000 --> 01:40:12,830
從此以後

1503
01:40:13,000 --> 01:40:15,000
即使我粉身碎骨

1504
01:40:16,000 --> 01:40:19,000
我也絕不會讓你再受到傷害

1505
01:40:20,160 --> 01:40:20,830
小丁

1506
01:40:21,830 --> 01:40:22,660
你說的對

1507
01:40:25,000 --> 01:40:26,500
彼岸花好美

1508
01:40:28,660 --> 01:40:29,330
王凱旋

1509
01:40:30,160 --> 01:40:30,830
把它給我

1510
01:40:46,330 --> 01:40:47,160
老王

1511
01:40:50,660 --> 01:40:51,660
這都是幻覺

1512
01:40:55,000 --> 01:40:55,660
假的

1513
01:40:57,000 --> 01:40:58,330
對小丁的愧疚

1514
01:40:59,000 --> 01:41:00,660
是我們心裏的執念

1515
01:41:19,160 --> 01:41:20,160
二十年了

1516
01:41:23,660 --> 01:41:24,330
放下吧

1517
01:42:10,000 --> 01:42:10,660
小丁

1518
01:42:13,660 --> 01:42:14,330
再見

1519
01:42:17,330 --> 01:42:19,160
再見

1520
01:42:32,500 --> 01:42:33,000
老金

1521
01:42:37,660 --> 01:42:39,330
大粽子 大粽子

1522
01:42:39,500 --> 01:42:40,160
大粽子

1523
01:42:40,330 --> 01:42:41,160
老金

1524
01:42:42,830 --> 01:42:43,500
大粽子

1525
01:42:43,660 --> 01:42:44,660
別跟著我

1526
01:42:52,660 --> 01:42:53,660
有了彼岸花

1527
01:42:55,330 --> 01:42:56,660
我就能起死回生

1528
01:42:58,160 --> 01:42:59,160
有了彼岸花

1529
01:43:00,000 --> 01:43:01,000
我就能起死回生

1530
01:43:01,160 --> 01:43:02,160
快走 危險

1531
01:43:02,660 --> 01:43:04,330
地宮的自毀裝置啟動了

1532
01:43:04,330 --> 01:43:05,000
洋子

1533
01:43:05,330 --> 01:43:06,000
等著我

1534
01:43:06,000 --> 01:43:07,160
它只是塊隕石

1535
01:43:07,500 --> 01:43:09,160
發出來的光讓人產生幻覺

1536
01:43:09,330 --> 01:43:10,160
不會讓人死而復生的

1537
01:43:10,330 --> 01:43:11,160
閉嘴

1538
01:43:16,500 --> 01:43:17,000
當心

1539
01:43:22,830 --> 01:43:23,500
地宮要塌了

1540
01:43:27,160 --> 01:43:28,000
快走

1541
01:43:32,330 --> 01:43:32,830
快啊

1542
01:43:37,000 --> 01:43:39,330
別跟著我 別跟著我

1543
01:43:55,500 --> 01:43:57,660
老金 你抓緊了

1544
01:44:06,000 --> 01:44:06,830
快跳

1545
01:44:22,160 --> 01:44:28,000
山上的鹿被老虎吃了 老虎被黑熊追著累了

1546
01:44:50,500 --> 01:44:53,000
阿媽阿爸 水裏有妖怪

1547
01:45:08,000 --> 01:45:09,330
這下事兒可大發了

1548
01:45:10,330 --> 01:45:10,830
我們出不去了

1549
01:45:13,330 --> 01:45:14,000
別愣著

1550
01:45:14,160 --> 01:45:15,000
想轍呀

1551
01:45:17,500 --> 01:45:18,660
別瞎折騰了

1552
01:45:18,830 --> 01:45:19,500
棺材

1553
01:45:19,660 --> 01:45:20,500
棺材有浮力

1554
01:45:20,830 --> 01:45:21,830
可以把我們帶出去

1555
01:45:22,500 --> 01:45:22,830
走

1556
01:45:25,500 --> 01:45:26,000
走

1557
01:45:26,660 --> 01:45:27,160
走啊

1558
01:45:36,830 --> 01:45:37,000
救命

1559
01:45:37,160 --> 01:45:37,660
粽子爺饒命

1560
01:45:37,830 --> 01:45:38,330
給我

1561
01:45:38,500 --> 01:45:39,160
粽子爺饒命啊

1562
01:45:42,000 --> 01:45:42,500
來

1563
01:45:43,330 --> 01:45:44,330
饒命

1564
01:45:47,160 --> 01:45:47,660
快

1565
01:46:00,000 --> 01:46:01,500
別怕 有我在

1566
01:46:03,000 --> 01:46:04,660
別廢話 抱緊點

1567
01:46:06,160 --> 01:46:07,500
我抽死你個大粽子

1568
01:46:07,660 --> 01:46:08,660
想吃我

1569
01:46:08,830 --> 01:46:10,160
別廢話 抱緊我

1570
01:46:10,500 --> 01:46:12,160
做你的青天白日夢

1571
01:46:16,000 --> 01:46:17,330
我咬死你

1572
01:46:36,830 --> 01:46:38,000
好像到了水面上

1573
01:46:57,500 --> 01:46:58,500
我們還在地宮裏

1574
01:47:04,660 --> 01:47:06,660
我們被卡在石壁頂上的凹洞裏了

1575
01:47:09,830 --> 01:47:13,330
用不了多久水就會淹沒這兒

1576
01:47:29,500 --> 01:47:30,660
大不了一起死在這兒

1577
01:47:52,830 --> 01:47:54,660
你知道我最喜歡你什麼嗎

1578
01:47:57,330 --> 01:47:57,830
不知道

1579
01:48:08,500 --> 01:48:09,330
我最喜歡

1580
01:48:09,330 --> 01:48:10,330
你罵我的樣子

1581
01:48:13,660 --> 01:48:14,660
你這麼好的姑娘

1582
01:48:15,160 --> 01:48:17,160
跟我死在這兒可惜了

1583
01:48:18,160 --> 01:48:19,000
胡八一

1584
01:48:19,830 --> 01:48:21,330
胡八一你這個王八蛋

1585
01:48:22,160 --> 01:48:23,330
你放我出去

1586
01:48:24,000 --> 01:48:26,500
不是說好我們要死一起死的嗎

1587
01:48:27,500 --> 01:48:29,830
你讓我出去 你讓我出去

1588
01:48:30,000 --> 01:48:31,660
我們要死就死在一起

1589
01:48:32,000 --> 01:48:33,830
我就是要跟你在一起

1590
01:48:37,160 --> 01:48:38,830
你這個不負責任的男人

1591
01:48:39,830 --> 01:48:41,330
誰會喜歡你這種自以為是

1592
01:48:42,000 --> 01:48:43,000
自作聰明

1593
01:48:43,500 --> 01:48:45,160
又愛耍酷的混蛋

1594
01:48:47,830 --> 01:48:50,000
我不要跟你死在一起 我不要

1595
01:48:50,160 --> 01:48:51,500
我也不要夢到你

1596
01:48:54,000 --> 01:48:55,330
胡八一

1597
01:49:33,660 --> 01:49:35,660
大粽子 有種你別跑

1598
01:49:35,830 --> 01:49:36,660
你過來

1599
01:49:37,160 --> 01:49:38,000
老金

1600
01:49:38,660 --> 01:49:40,000
看好了 爺是誰呀

1601
01:49:41,330 --> 01:49:42,830
打你個大粽子

1602
01:49:43,000 --> 01:49:43,830
我今兒不滅了你

1603
01:49:44,000 --> 01:49:45,660
我是你孫子

1604
01:49:48,000 --> 01:49:49,000
哎呀 我天

1605
01:49:57,000 --> 01:49:57,660
老胡

1606
01:50:05,000 --> 01:50:05,830
老胡

1607
01:50:06,500 --> 01:50:07,500
老胡

1608
01:50:18,500 --> 01:50:19,160
孫賊

1609
01:50:19,660 --> 01:50:22,000
這回可真叫去五洋捉了鱉了

1610
01:50:24,330 --> 01:50:25,660
你們這對狗男女

1611
01:50:29,000 --> 01:50:29,830
老胡呢

1612
01:50:37,330 --> 01:50:38,000
老胡呢？

1613
01:50:41,000 --> 01:50:42,000
說話啊

1614
01:50:54,160 --> 01:50:55,160
你大爺的

1615
01:50:57,330 --> 01:51:00,160
就想自己當英雄永垂不朽是吧

1616
01:51:00,330 --> 01:51:01,160
沒門兒

1617
01:51:02,500 --> 01:51:03,160
出來

1618
01:51:34,330 --> 01:51:35,830
我去下面拿了點東西

1619
01:51:37,000 --> 01:51:38,000
耽誤了一會兒

1620
01:51:46,160 --> 01:51:47,660
你這大混蛋

1621
01:51:49,330 --> 01:51:51,000
耍什麼酷啊你

1622
01:51:51,160 --> 01:51:55,330
你騙我 你騙我 你不是說好要一起死的嗎

1623
01:51:57,330 --> 01:51:59,830
以後不許再扔下我一個人

1624
01:52:06,500 --> 01:52:08,330
我真沒用啊我

1625
01:52:09,500 --> 01:52:12,000
我連自己兄弟都救不了啊

1626
01:52:14,000 --> 01:52:15,160
你兄弟在這呢

1627
01:52:19,000 --> 01:52:20,330
你沒死啊

1628
01:52:21,330 --> 01:52:22,330
你大爺的

1629
01:52:22,660 --> 01:52:24,830
行了 我有正經事兒沒辦呢

1630
01:52:25,000 --> 01:52:26,500
你還能有什麼正經事兒啊

1631
01:52:26,660 --> 01:52:29,330
老老實實地過來 幫我做個見證

1632
01:52:38,830 --> 01:52:39,660
楊雪麗小姐

1633
01:52:41,330 --> 01:52:42,330
你是否願意

1634
01:52:43,500 --> 01:52:45,330
把我們純潔的革命友誼

1635
01:52:46,660 --> 01:52:47,830
再昇華一下呀

1636
01:52:51,660 --> 01:52:53,500
喲喲喲 這是要求婚吶

1637
01:52:54,160 --> 01:52:55,660
你這回還玩真的啦

1638
01:52:56,500 --> 01:52:57,830
哪有人在棺材求婚的

1639
01:52:58,000 --> 01:52:59,000
我的寶貝

1640
01:52:59,160 --> 01:52:59,500
喂

1641
01:52:59,830 --> 01:53:01,500
嘿 純金的

1642
01:53:01,660 --> 01:53:02,000
還給我

1643
01:53:02,160 --> 01:53:03,330
這下我可發了

1644
01:53:04,330 --> 01:53:06,000
小妹妹

1645
01:53:06,160 --> 01:53:07,000
這你也敢搶

1646
01:53:08,000 --> 01:53:08,660
打得好

1647
01:53:10,330 --> 01:53:11,660
老金你個孫子

1648
01:53:26,330 --> 01:53:28,160
要不咱們回美國再說

1649
01:53:29,000 --> 01:53:30,000
你是不是爺們兒啊

1650
01:53:37,330 --> 01:53:38,660
你還真不要臉

1651
01:53:45,830 --> 01:53:46,500
胡爺

1652
01:53:47,660 --> 01:53:48,660
楊小姐

1653
01:53:54,000 --> 01:53:55,660
大白天你耍流氓啊你

1654
01:53:56,660 --> 01:53:57,330
王凱旋

1655
01:54:00,160 --> 01:54:03,660
凱爺 咱們又見面了

1656
01:54:03,830 --> 01:54:05,500
你醒的還真是時候啊你

1657
01:54:05,660 --> 01:54:08,000
還以為再也見不著你們了呢

1658
01:54:08,500 --> 01:54:10,660
咱們是活著還是死了呀

1659
01:54:11,500 --> 01:54:16,160
這是在陰曹地府啊 還是在極樂世界呀